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probably posting about Wednesday. if im posting about twilight pray for me. I don't what I'm doing here. neither does god. the universe wept the day i was born but i think that was unrelated to me

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That Bit In Twilight Where Edward Shows Bella His Sparkles Is So Funny Because Why Would She Be Scared

that bit in twilight where edward shows Bella his sparkles is so funny because why would she be scared of that obviously that's not going to scare her, the skin is only scary by proxy of being attached to edward so why would he show her just show your fanggggs edward

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10 months ago
A black and white comic in 9 pages featuring Wednesday and Enid from the series Wednesday Page 1 Panel 1: extreme close up shot of the faucet of a sink. Panel 2: establishing shot of a school bathroom. On the right wall there are three sinks, and on the left the bathroom stalls. On the far wall there is a poster reading “wash your hands…or else”
Page 2 Panel 1: close up shot. A girl is putting on some lipstick. Panel 2: three girls are perched by the sinks fixing their makeup and chatting. They are dressed in the stripped school uniform. “I really can’t picture Enid and The Wednesday Addams dating – Yeah, Wednesday is so… intense, while Enid… I don’t know. – And it’s not like she’s a real werewolf – with her refusal to hunt. Have you see how pale she turns when blood it’s involved? – I can’t imagine her being a good partner” they gossip to themselves. Panel 3: they walk out of the room. Panel 4: close up shot of an hand frozen by a door knob. Panel 5: medium shot. The person (Enid to be precise) move away the hand. She is inside the toilet stall; an inadvertently listener of the conversation between the three girls. Her face remain in the shadows. Panel 6: close up shot. Enid mouth takes a downward turn.
Page 3: Panel 1: change of scenery. A wide shot of the carcass of a dead rabbit. There is blood around its neck. The body is placed on a wooden surface. Panel 2: close up shot of Wednesday. With an unreadable face she looks down at the rabbit. Panel 3: she turns to the side. “A threat?” she asks Thing. Panel 4: Thing shrugs. Panel 5: close up shot of Wednesday face. Surprised she asks “Enid??”.
Page 4 Panel 1: shot of Weds from the side. Thing climb up her shoulder. In the back ground you see the exit of Weds and Enid dorm room. “but why…?” wonders Weds. Panel 2: Enid enters the room sighing. A backpack slung over her shoulder Panel 3: medium shot. Enid looks up and notices Wednesday. “Oh. I see you got my gift”. Panel 4: Weds, even more surprised, says “A gift?”. Panel 5: Weds dangles the dead rabbit in front of a grossed out Enid. “Is this your gift?”
Page 5 Panel 1: close up shot of Enid. Enid, paling, looks away. “Yes”. Panel 2: Weds tilts her head and ask “why”. Panel 3: Enid turns around and sheds her school jacket. “I’m a werewolf. It’s customary for wolves to hunt for their partner. Plus I thought you’d have liked it for one of your taxidermy project. Panel 4: Enid drapes her jacket on a chair. Her grip in the backrest tight. Panel 5: close up shot of Weds. “But you hate hunting.” She says.
Page 6 Panel 1: close up shot of Enid mouth from the side. “You always feel bad for the animals” says Wednesday. “I’m a wolf.” Panel 2: extreme close up shot. “and you hate when leaves and dirt get stuck in your hair” continues Weds. “I’m a wolf!”. Panel 3: medium shot. Enid turns around, her claws unsheathed. “plus blood and gore makes you feel faint” says Weds. “I’M A WOLF!!!” shout Enid.
Page 7 Panel 1: close shot of Enid. ¾ view. She freeze. “I…” Panel 2: shot of Weds shocked into silence. Thing is still on her shoulder. “I’m supped to be a wolf” Panel 3: Enid looks down while holding herself. “it’s just.. I should be better. I should be different. What kind of wolf can’t even hunt for their partner?”. Panel 4: extreme close up of Enid left hand. There is a wound resembling a rabbit bite mark on it.
Page 8 Panel 1: extreme close up shot of Wednesday. “I…” Panel 2: medium shot. Weds tighten her hands in fist. A picture of unease in her face. “I never asked you to be different.” Panel 3: Close up shot of Wednesday. She blushes in distress. “I don’t like you because I want you to be like me or like the others”.
Page 9 Panel 1-3: close up shot. Enid bursts into tears. Panel 4: Wednesday staggers towards Enid Panel 5: and Enid throws her arms around Wednesday, hugging her
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sharklovingcriminals
9 months ago

tragic: indie game developer you follow on twitter just retweeted a piece fellating elon on his bullshit spacex mars shit

i say this with 100% sincerity, elon musk is infinitely more likely to be responsible for making space travel an impossibility and permanently trapping humanity on earth than he is to land a single rocket on mars

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sharklovingcriminals
10 months ago

they mad because i be pronouncing pontious pilate like the form of excersize pilates

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10 months ago

Cardi b, or to use her full name Cardigan b

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10 months ago

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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