Lops Farmers As NPC Occupations !!

✨ Lop’s Farmers As NPC occupations !! ✨

Cermet !! - Jewel salesman !! Sells gemstones and rings for a slightly higher price because his objects are ~* artisan *~ . 💎

Wenna !! - Restauranteur !! I could see her having a little diner by the train tracks, and she’d sell a lot of seafood dishes for pretty cheap. 🍲

Sandy ( Sandra If You’re Fancy !! ) !! - Milkmaid !! Sells dairy based goods, such as milk, cheese, etc. since you have to farm it yourself and I wish you didn’t. 🐮

Pickle !! - Truffle Farmer !! Listen, she’s a pig girl, as much as her clown past is a part of her identity, she would still put her pigs to good use. 🐷

Yoshi !! - Clothing Designer !! They’d definitely go back to their roots and make clothes for a living, besides, it would add access to more clothes earlier in game. 👗

Una !! - Baker !! Again, easier access to things like food, and I live for Baker Una, it’s basically her job in Unstoppable. 🍰

Nanna !! - Monster Slayer !! For a small fee, they could clear out a floor for you in the mines / Skull Cavern, to make the mines / cavern a bit easier to navigate. ⚔️

Leon !! - Librarian !! I feel like the books should have a bit more of a reward, since every just uses the wiki to learn everything in the books , and I’ve always seen Gunther as more of the museum guy. 📚

Lop !! - Sheriff !! Maybe they’re not the best at their job, but it would be cool to have an aspect of law in Pelican Town because Pierre and Mayor Lewis have gotten away with embezzlement for too damn long. 🥂

Lessee !! - Winery !! You literally can’t get beer, ale, and wine until later in the game, and I feel like those aspects could be introduced earlier. 🍺

An incel gamer who calls himself a nice guy, decapitated a 17 year old girl “who wouldn’t give him a chance” after she went on a date with another guy.

Part of some NSFW Shane x Una stuff I’ve written ; “ She had a point. Her motions were always gentle, done with purpose, she could curve, and mold to surrounding, like a ferret, or a cat. Her limbs were slender and limber, she was so much smaller and delicate than he was. The bed was also a full size, so there wasn't a lot of room for his heavy, blundering movement, and with Una in the bed, there was even less. He didn't want to apply a thick weight on accident and hurt her, and knowing how heavy and over all clunky he was, it was bound to happen. ”

Me, without fail ;

Can we send asks to your famer?

I am begging. 🥰💕🥂

The reason we say “Black Lives Matter” is because they do. 💕

It’s Sebastian and I’m not taking criticism. This is a Sebastian slander account. /HJ !!

Nah, but with the fact that he really doesn’t have many coping mechanisms outside of smoking and isolation, I could see him having outbursts a few times. I don’t see him hurting Linus intentionally though, just by sheer accident by lashing out alone, behind the house.

Could be Abigail too, because I see her coping with her emotions similarly, and she is quick to react in anger, even towards the player. But, same case as Sebastian, I don’t think she’d do anything to intentionally hurt Linus. They could be blind, impulsive fits.

Those are just my theories !! 👀✊🏻

The real mystery of Stardew Valley is WHO is harassing Linus? He's got all this dialogue about how people trash his tent and throw rocks at him . . . SOMEONE in this valley needs their ass kicked and I am ready and able