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What if i told you this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

steve: *takes off his shirt*

eddie, immediately:

Rosalie: We should shake things up for our wedding #86912

Emmett: Say no more babe

SHES ABOUT TO BEAT HIM UP FRRRRR WE WIN WE WIN

She’s gonna call him out on his bullshit and then we finally get another scene of Nancy beating up a man. The girls truly win again

say it with me:

ABORTION IS HEALTHCARE.

ABORTION IS A HUMAN RIGHT.

ALL GENDERS CAN GET AN ABORTION.

Bella:YOU SAID YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF RENESMEE

Emmett:

there’s nothing heterosexual about the way bella describes the physical appearances of other women

just to be clear my saying “jacob deserved better” does not mean “jacob should have been loved and forgiven even though he harassed bella and imprinted on an infant and generally became manipulative as he developed” i mean that jacob deserved better than racist ass stephanie meyer writing him that way in the first place when he had so much potential to be a good and healthy friend for bella and a generally loveable character.

Betty White died, we really can't have shit

Today seems like a GREAT day to read up on Quileute history and all the misconceptions Twilight spread, and if you can, donate to the Move to the Higher Ground project!

If you are interested in local history, you can also text your US zip code to 907-312-5085 and they’ll let you know whose indigenous land you are on.

((I am far from being the first person to share this info, and I hope I am not the last. Not only do we have new blogs that could benefit from these links, but as active fans it is our duty to exert the same energy into educating ourselves about social injustices around us, especially considering what our ~fave~ series did to the Quileute tribe.))

How slutty would you say you are?

mentally i’m

but physically i’m

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saw this on twitter and i’m not quite sure about the process here, but figured it could be helpful to anybody who’s homeless and needs the check, so i thought i’d repost it here. if anybody has corrections or things to add, please do! the thread doesn’t contain a lot of information about when you can expect to see this money, unfortunately, so i’m not sure if it’s the fastest or best method for this, and i’m hoping maybe someone else knows of more options.

i’m unfortunately not sure how to do image IDs correctly. however, to summarize, this thread says that anyone who is homeless should go to a tax preparation office, do their 1040 and file an EIP return. if you have a debit card, you can have the stimulus check put on that card. it’s also possible to use a homeless shelter address for this process at the tax preparation office, and to go there to pick it up. tax preparation offices charge a fee, but there is also an IRS program called VITA that can help you file for free, which i link later in this post.

here’s the link to the IRS VITA thing.

the whole thread is here for anyone who wants to get more information from twitter.

You know, I say I support communist thinking. Have I read the communist manifesto? Fuck no its boring and too long, but I have listen to Dolly Partons 9 to 5 since I was 6 so it evened out.

We could have just included the scene in New Moon when Charlie talks shit to Alice about how much damage Edward did when he left Bella but whatever.

Does anyone ever thing about how our moms know when something is up but only in very specific occasions. Like I have two tattoos and the first one is on my thigh she found out I had it the second day. I got another one on my forearm still hasn't seen it and its been two months what is this? Why did she only figure out the second one?

Quick rant about Cap in the MCU. Steve's whole story is about being a fish out of water and accepting his new life and moving on Endgame completely erased all of his progress. He accepted that he was in a new life he accepted that all of his friends were dead he buried Peggy he should not have gone back in time and been her husband it ruins his whole story and I do not forgive the Russo Brothers for it.

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

How to know you have good boyfriend. You ask him who his favorite ship in Harry Potter is and he says "Remus and Sirius obviously" My boy is the straightest man I've ever met and he favors Remus and Sirius over everyone else. So this is love, la da da da

If you haven’t already, please take a moment to read about the Quileute people’s Move to Higher Ground and donate if you are able to do so.