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hurricanes @ jets | december 4, 2023

↳ MAT BARZAL PRACTICE AVAILABILITY | 12.4.23

it's lights out and away we goooooo! 🍁 but make it maple leafs

RAW | Zach Hyman | May 25, 2022

thank goodness there's no prettiness cap bc this is excessive.

give this kid the calder right fucking now

Connor and Zach: Best Buds!

I love Zach embracing the dad bod. Meanwhile, a rare shirtless Connor sighting!

I don’t suppose you’ve got a Zach Hyman poem for us? 🥺

video courtesy of @9116 beloved <3 — quest for the stanley cup, ep. 1

it was, in fact, their win song / [x]

wanna eat him

so what is your and sol's vision of jh/nh if i may ask?

alright alright...

for context: largely jackcentric/jack pov

in the solcody genderfantasy universe tradition there's a lot of complexes about masculinity.... jack is what u would typically consider a "fem twinky prettyboy" and of course he is a proud american man and thus majorleague not feeling the fem fantasy.

jacks a MAN.

and by that i mean he's having a whole hundred-layer complex about manliness esp in relation to nico (who is by and large an otter) like. i may be largely incapable of growing chest hair but by got am i not the demure little draft bust people expect of me

also going into a characterization of jack as Largely Insufferable. middle-child attention-seeking demonhood... frat boy immaturity + hypersexuality... he's greasy and whiny. can't let things go

yaoiwise this nicojack is seke4seke but to jack it's about proving to the world he is a seme. the world thinks he's an uke but he is a seme (and ofcourse he is neither).

really a jack tops thesis

meanwhile nico is girling it up he is entertaining the europeans + mothering the devils at large.... the Weight Of The World is starting 2 settle on him as the devils are becoming Good now and it's showing... hes teasing/flirting w the gang + jack trying to keep it light don't let it in don't let them see be the good girl you always have to be meanwhile jack is just like frothing at the mouth going is he mocking me. oh my god is he mocking me. AM I GAY DO I WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX W NICO...

etc. luke is there mostly to slurp noodles in the bg whenever the whiny ass "they called me a draffft bustttttt" part of jack gets too loud

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

cap 🫡

you want more? / [x]

10/03/18: Post game // Nathan Mackinnon

sui vs. kaz 17.05.22

njd @ fla | 21st dec 22

I love you professor

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↳ NICO HISCHIER IN A SAUNA | 12.2.23