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shurpino
11 months ago
Wake Up, Killers, Its Posting Art Targeted At A Total Of Two People One Of Whom Is Me Hours
Wake Up, Killers, Its Posting Art Targeted At A Total Of Two People One Of Whom Is Me Hours
Wake Up, Killers, Its Posting Art Targeted At A Total Of Two People One Of Whom Is Me Hours

Wake up, killers, it’s posting art targeted at a total of two people one of whom is me hours

shurpino
11 months ago

Same honestly

Girl Help I Can't Escape I Need Them

girl help I can't escape I need them

shurpino
11 months ago

[OC X CANON APPRECIATION POST! 🩷✨]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE AND SUPPORT OC X CANON!!

 [OC X CANON APPRECIATION POST! ]
shurpino
11 months ago
Kiropi.scout.crying @shurpino (:

Kiropi scout crying bc why not

Kiropi Scout Crying Bc Why Not

Ref. Pic

(Did someone already did this?)


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shurpino
11 months ago
Remember Calming Cat? Remember When Tumblr Was This Color? If You Dont Thats Fine. I Just Feel Old And

Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

shurpino
11 months ago

Poor bbg

the fact that Edwin lived in the early 1900s is a fantastic source of comedic potential. he's just constantly saying things that he doesn't realise are completely batshit insane, and the others are just left utterly floored.

like they're all talking and Crystal mentions she's tried cocaine once on a wild night out, and Edwin, who used to get that shit medically prescribed at the drop of a hat is like ??? okay?? hope you felt better, it always used to help me when I had a cold too :) Charles why are you laughing?

shurpino
11 months ago

My favorite colors are just maskies and hoodies

(Edit: am tired so I made a mistake)


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shurpino
11 months ago

I miss Niko already

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES S1 (2024)
DEAD BOY DETECTIVES S1 (2024)
DEAD BOY DETECTIVES S1 (2024)
DEAD BOY DETECTIVES S1 (2024)
DEAD BOY DETECTIVES S1 (2024)

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES S1 (2024)

Niko & Edwin

shurpino
11 months ago

Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #12

Sally: Good morning!

Toby: Good morning!

EJ: Good morning...

Y/N: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit!

Jeff: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS! Y/N: THATS MORE LIKE IT

shurpino
11 months ago

Slender: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Y/N, to Sally: Why are there little handprints on the walls?

Sally: Because I have little hands.

Y/N: Because she has little hands.

shurpino
11 months ago

Let me just

when someone says "I love your art ^^" I FUCKING SCREAAAM it's better then sex, you guys make me feel ALIVE


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shurpino
11 months ago
a screenshot of two tweets from Kevan Brighting, the voice actor of The Stanley Parable's Narrator. the first tweet, is 20 Jun 15: Stanley decided to redecorate his office. It would be 'relentlessly gay.' And woe betide any bigot who dares to complain.

the second tweet is 18 Jun 15: In the spirit of the moment, Stanley told a passing policeman to "f*uck off and die". He was promptly arrested.

Just one of my fav tweets from the Narrator himself

shurpino
11 months ago

Mark or captain n chika

Pyro: *muffled* Hey, do flat earthers think earth still moves in space like some sort of planet sized frisbee?

Scout: This is my new religion. God made the frisbee-earth and then just tossed us into the abyss!

Pyro: *gasps in realisation* The world ends when his dog catches it!

Engineer: As cosmogonies go... I've heard worse.

Sniper: Two great, but opposed, celestial forces: God, who created the world, and Dog, who will end it.


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shurpino
11 months ago

I have problems

(,:

Were So Back,, Sorry For Not Posting Here

we’re so back,, sorry for not posting here

shurpino
11 months ago

This art style is so squishy

Normal Fitness Channel That Helps U Become A Slender Man Or Something
Normal Fitness Channel That Helps U Become A Slender Man Or Something

normal fitness channel that helps u become a slender man or something

shurpino
11 months ago

IMPORTANT!! please read if you are in slenderverse fanbase!

There is an person going around that goes by the name if Maria who is praying on minors in the everymanhybrid fanbase. She has actively lied about being 13 when she is an 20 year old. She has groomed multiple minors, and is after younger people in creepypasta and slenderverse spaces. If she contacts you please block and report her. She is an threat. Alongside that she also fetishes DID and actively seeks out Habit alters to date. Please re-blog and spread the word so we can keep our community safe!

IMPORTANT!! Please Read If You Are In Slenderverse Fanbase!
IMPORTANT!! Please Read If You Are In Slenderverse Fanbase!

IMPORTANT!! Please Read If You Are In Slenderverse Fanbase!

Some of her socials to be aware of

shurpino
11 months ago

Fuvk yeah

HABIT With The Cute Kitten

HABIT with the cute kitten


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shurpino
11 months ago
I Keep Getting This Fucking Scary Youtube Ad With This Wretched Three Faced Cgi Giant What In Gods Name

i keep getting this fucking scary youtube ad with this wretched three faced cgi giant what in gods name is this

shurpino
11 months ago

“oh blablabla the tadc animiniz r a scam i cant believe glitch would do this-“ hey! hey buddy! heyyy!! did you know you can just.. not buy it?? yeah theres this really cool thing called shutting the fuck up, and closing the tab. yeah!! nobody’s telling you to buy it !! or anything glitch related!!

ps read that in the most annoying baby voice imaginable for the effect im trying to go for

shurpino
11 months ago

not to go all 2016 YouTuber theorist on everyone but uh that "bit" at the start of Marks new video? This bit? the bit that felt weirdly out of place?

Not To Go All 2016 YouTuber Theorist On Everyone But Uh That "bit" At The Start Of Marks New Video? This

The text reads "please, help me" with a drone playing in the background

Not To Go All 2016 YouTuber Theorist On Everyone But Uh That "bit" At The Start Of Marks New Video? This

"only you can find the axe"

weird. where have I seen an axe before?

Not To Go All 2016 YouTuber Theorist On Everyone But Uh That "bit" At The Start Of Marks New Video? This

AM I CRAZY OR

shurpino
11 months ago

Same

"yeah man just doing a little bit of writing in my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 journal haha"

(you look inside and it's just the words "I NEED TO BE HELD" over and over frantically scribbled all over the page)

shurpino
11 months ago
Baby Yoda's In His Party Phase.
Baby Yoda's In His Party Phase.
Baby Yoda's In His Party Phase.
Baby Yoda's In His Party Phase.
Baby Yoda's In His Party Phase.
Baby Yoda's In His Party Phase.

Baby Yoda's in his party phase.

shurpino
11 months ago
Was The Whole Set Covered In Memes? Because That Sounds Like A Fun Work Environment!

Was the whole set covered in memes? Because that sounds like a fun work environment!

From melinayperez’s instagram

shurpino
11 months ago
Iswm No Context

iswm no context