Natasha: *Gently Taps Table*

Natasha: *Gently taps table*

Clint : *Taps back*

Steve : What are they doing?

Tony : Morse code.

Natasha: *Aggressively taps table*

Clint : *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Natasha: Maybe if I wish hard enough we'll find him.

Natasha:

Natasha: Nothing happened, didn't it?

Y/N: ... I mean, if you wished nothing happened-

Natasha:

Y/N:

Y/N: Okay, nothing happened.

Natasha: Damnit!

Steve: LANGUAGE

Natasha:

Y/N:

Natasha: Found you, Steve.

Y/N: See? It worked after all.

Wanda: Hmm, I just suddenly wondered, who is bottom and who is top?

Natasha: *groans* Don't think about it anymore, I spent weeks trying to figure that out to no avail.

Wanda: Liar, I'm obviously on top.

Natasha: Okay, now get off my lap.

Wanda: =)

Natasha: While I’m gone, Clint , you’re in charge.

Clint : Yes!!!

Natasha, whispering: Steve , you’re secretly in charge.

Steve : Obviously.

Clint: *sees Wanda and Natasha kissing* How much are you willing to bet Natasha's the top?

Bucky: Mate, I'm going to have to stop you right there. Have you ever seen Wanda date?

Clint: Um, without Natasha? No.

Bucky: Wanda's the top. I bet $100.

Clint: Dude, wtf?

Bucky: Dirty mind, mate. It's not that. I'm saying- just look at Natasha right now.

Clint: *looks*

Clint:

Clint: Okay fine, you're right.

Natasha: Clint, are you in the vents?

Clint: *pops out of nearby vent* Of course, why?

Natasha: Let's play two truths and 1 lie! One, I didn't kill over 20 people in my life, two, my birthday is in October, three, I rigged the ventilation systems to spew out poison gas at a certain date.

Clint: *falls onto the ground* W-what?! But even you don't know if your birthday is in October...

Natasha: *smiles evilly* So I might or might not be lying.

Clint: *stares in trauma*