Headcanon That Diavolo Will Do Anything To Spite The Other Villains And Will Go To Any Lengths To Annoy

Headcanon that Diavolo will do anything to spite the other villains and will go to any lengths to annoy them.The villains made it clear though that some of his “jokes” (like the time he nearly got Kira fired from his job) was too far.Dio was going to laugh at them until Diavolo put hair remover in his conditioner.

SDV AU:Sebastian’s Dad

Okay so I have two ideas about his real dad

Idea 1:He’s dead

When Sebastian was young,he was killed.Even though Sebastian doesn’t have many memories of him,he does miss him.Sebastian didn’t like Demetrius because he didn’t want to imagine that his dad would be replaced after his death.

Idea 2:He’s still alive,just divorced

Imagine if his dad lives in Zuzu City and that’s why he wants to live there so bad.He wants to at least live in the same area as his birth dad.I also have this idea that his dad visited him on the Winter Star without any of the family knowing.It caused some confusing emotions for all of them.

Dio,Kira and Kars:Love

Dio:Kira,are you stupid?

Kira:I just sat down,what gives?

Dio:When we went to the store with Kars,both of us noticed how the cashier was flirting with you and yet somehow you didn’t.

Kars:He’s telling the truth.To be fair,humans are too stupid to realise the obvious even when it’s right in front of them.

Kira:Is that why she put her hand on me?Her measly,dried hand?

Dio:Shut up about hands creep.

Kars:So,do you think you’ll try to get with her?I can definitely see you with a real girlfriend.

Kira:No,I don’t remember the last time I felt love.

Dio:Unlucky,love is a truly beautiful emotion.

JJBA Villain House headcanon that Kira never gets into relationships because he doesn’t feel love.The only time he ever felt some sort of emotion for a partner is when he felt he needed to protect Shinobu and even then he never truly got to discover why he felt that way.

An AU I have is Part 4 but Hayato was never suspicious of Kira,they actually grow fond of each other,and josuke and the gang never find Kira’s identity.

But you know what?At least Hayato and Shinobu have a loving dad ❤️

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in stardew valley i sometimes purposely loose the competitions like the egg hunt and the ice fishing because imagine if some guy no one knows just showed up to your small community of like 30 people one day and immeadietly started dominating in all of the annual activities like you would fucking hate that guy