Merlin: What's It Like Being Married To Arthur?

Merlin: What's it like being married to Arthur?

Gwen: We both said "I do" and haven't agreed on anything since.

Merlin: It’s times like this when I wish I had listened to what Gaius told me.

Arthur: What did he tell you?

Merlin: How am I supposed to know?

Merlin, coming into the room with a magic eraser in hand: Hey, Arthur-

Arthur: Merlin, nO

Merlin - Money Edition

Gaius: saves money but has no idea where it is because it's hidden in random jars and books

Merlin: is fairly good with money but never lets anyone know exactly how good and evades all questions pertaining to his finances

Gwen: saves everything and picks pennies off the floor of the grocery store

Uther: is going to be buried with his money in his coffin when he dies

Morgana: is currently embezzling from five different companies

Mordred: money keeps disappearing around him...

Arthur: would be completely broke without Merlin

Gwaine: is completely broke

Freya: money?

I had a spider named Cordelia around my house. She was about the size of a quarter. She used to live under the deck and make the most beautiful webs every night that I would admire when I went outside.

I never knew what happened to her. :I She just up and disappeared. I hope she's still alive.

I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED GEORGE 😭😭😭

Oh my goodness.