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Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte: What Really Happened in Vegas

Full story at www.sixshadesofgay.com  Although prince Harry and olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte have left Las Vegas two weeks ago scandalous photos about how the duo spent time in sin city keeps coming in. Today those infamous compromising pictures hit the web revealing what really happened in Las Vegas.  The pictures put into question whether Harry's line of succession to the British throne and Lochte's chances at competing at the olympic games in Rio de Janeiro have been compromised.  The impromptu saloon started when four scantly dressed women were invited to the suite of olympic gold winner Ryan Lochte to celebrate his birthday.  The party was showered  by tequila, champagne and Las Vegas locally grown strawberries: Some insiders reveal that the women just wanted to get at it with Lochte in order to brag about to friends and there was even a claim that one of them wished to get pregnant with the swimmer's child and land a reality TV deal.  The women were highly disappointed when something unexpected happened. Ryan and his friends, upon noticing that their liquor stock was getting low, decided to call room-service and order a few more bottles of champagne and here is where the story gets steamy.  When Lochte answered the door he was faced with something he had never seen before. According to friends at the party Ryan uttered, "this is the most beautiful twink I have ever seen, I am deeply in love." The twink, later revealed to be Kristopher (with the K) "Kitty" Middlebrooks and to be holding the job as a summer position before returning to New York City, was immediately mesmerized by the swimmer's piercing blue eyes and smooth talk.  Lochte's friends, who talked on condition of anonymity, said that they had never known the swimmer to have had homosexual relationships in the past, but that he seemed under a spell and deeply in love with Kitty.  The women at the party were not amused by Lochte's sudden lack of interest in their giant bosoms and Kim-Kardashianesque asses and decided to take issue with Tiggy, who set them straight. "Bitch, turn your-baby-doll-self back around and make a trip to TJ Maxx: Your could use more of that cheap foundation." Kitty felt a connection with Ryan, and although he claims he doesn't do "one-night stands" he decided he shouldn't let the opportunity pass him by since it's not often that he has the opportunity to fuck a gold medal wiener.  Ryan and Kitty fucked for a while and Ryan professed his first-sight love for twink Kitty. Ryan convinced him to leave the job at the hotel and stay with him. Kitty was easily persuaded and they were off to the pool party at the Wynn. At the XS pool party Ryan and his entourage ran into Prince Harry and his people. Harry, upon seeing Kitty, fell under the same "spell" and fell in love with the twink. Kitty, who at the time was at the bar getting a Cosmopolitan cocktail, was unaware that a dispute had ensued between Ryan and Harry over him. The men decided that they should have a swim-off and the winner would walk out with Miss Middlebrooks: Surprisingly the firecrotch prince won. Dismayed at his defeat Ryan left without saying a word. Twink Kitty, didn't understand what was going on but decided to hang out with redhead Harry at his suite. At the hotel suite they played naked poker, drank tequila and champagne and took their clothes off - Some of the pictures revealed by TMZ are now infamous and an internet sensation.  Harry, a smooth talker himself, convinced Kitty that he was in love with him and asked if he would like to see the crown jewels. Kitty, hoping to find a King Albert underneath all that foreskin obliged - because again, what are the chances that he would ever run into another prince. Harry asked him to come back with him to London and that he'd make Kitty a princess. Kitty was offended because he never thought of himself anything less than a queen but he decided to accept it, because in his mind and thanks to his ignorance on the British monarchy and lineage rules, he thought all he needed to do was to wait out until the old queen crooked  so that he could inherit her title and jewels. After having sex for a second time that day Kitty felt it was time to have another Cosmo. He ran into some of Harry's friends who told him how lucky he was that Harry had won the race and his heart. Diva Kitty was bullshit and had a tantrum; he felt that he was nothing more than a prize to be won, and in Kitty's words "I may be a slut, and a tramp, and may even be a low-class prostitute, but even I have principles." That night Kitty took off on the swimmer and the prince and left them both heartbroken.

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