When Someone Gender Bends Only One Character In A Gay/lesbian Ship To Make It A Straight Ship

When someone gender bends only one character in a gay/lesbian ship to make it a straight ship

me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

Anyway do I have to write this klaus & diego buddy cop fic my damn self or what

I’m not saying he would win, but like….I get it

r… really, fandom? This one? You’re sure…?

[basically the exact opposite of this comic]