This Joyride Edit Has Me Foaming At The Mouth

this joyride edit has me foaming at the mouth

cr. altxneu (idk what platform but i found on twt)

ok ok ok but like… imagine older!patrick meets reader out at some random dive bar in the middle of the city

super shitty little place, it’s rare to see a girl like you there, but you’re having the time of your life with friends!!

pat is at the bar by himself, maybe he’ll pick up a girl tonight who knows, girls practically throw themselves at him. except he’s so zoned in on you up on the stage doing karaoke.

he notices you look like you’re in your early 20s, definitely not looking for someone like him. but he can’t keep his eyes off of you!! you’re in your own little world, a little tipsy, just belting the lyrics to a mid 2000s pop punk song with your friends.

he is so set on talking to you now even though he knows he really shouldn’t. he’s in his late 30’s approaching 40, people would look at him weirdly if he had a pretty, probably in her final year of college, girl cheering him on from the stands at his games. but does he care? no! he’s patrick fuckin zweig!

you finish up your karaoke and go over to the bar for another drink. patrick comes up to you and goes to hit you with the “what’s a girl like you doin’ here?”. you blush, caught of guard. he’s cute… you think. why does he want anything to do with me?

you just look so… perfect. he doesn’t know how to describe it.

you give him a shy smile. you could totally see yourself with him. you offer to buy him a drink and you sit around and stay for a while.

patrick thinks he just fell even more in love.

pt 2 anyone??? i could def elaborate on this more if ppl want <3

i had a revelation yesterday

patrick x art x reader but it has to do with the song second boys will be first choice by the brobecks

smutty and ANGSTY please please PLEASE ⭐️

i would write this but i’m not confident in my own writing idk maybe one day…

i’m not one to post on here i just lurk and read

but does anyone know where jrrmint went???

i hope they’re okay they’re my favorite writer on here and they just kinda disappeared recently, blog gone and everything 🫡

18+ suggestive content ahead <3

so you ended up giving older!patrick your number, complete shocker.

i mean, what girl wouldn’t if given the opportunity?!

you chatted, you drank, and of course you flirted. he tried to seduce you but you wouldn’t let him.

yet

he texted you that night. if only he knew how much he made you blush.

and if only you knew how hard you made him.

yeah you’re shy, a little introverted sometimes, but you’re not That naïve. you sent him photos… suggestive ones. ones where your skirt was a little to short, showing off almost what he wanted to see. even ones where you were at your apartment complex’s pool with your friends, your bikini one size too small. it was killing him, and you knew it.

he’s so out of your league but you don’t care. you know he has to be a bit older than you, you keep telling yourself he doesn’t mean anything! surely he doesn’t want anything serious to do with you, and usually that’d be the case. however there’s something about you that just keeps pulling him right in towards you.

he ends up inviting you to a tennis match of his and dinner afterwards. he says it’s a special game. he doesn’t know how many more matches he’s gonna compete in with his age and, let’s be honest, his motivation in the game. he needs someone to cheer him on!! someone sweet like you.

you of course accept the invitation.

he keeps telling himself he doesn’t want to lead you on or use you for his own benefit like he has with other girls. he’s not one for long term relationships, they’ve never worked out. but he might actually see some kind of future with you.

who knows, maybe patrick will finally settle down.

on god i might be unintentionally going down this route w/ the older!patrick stuff i’m writing 😭

patrick with reader who seems like she’s super innocent and shy but in reality is actually the freakiest girl ever. like matches him PERFECTLY.