Duskwood Incorrect Quotes Pt.1

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.1

Jessy: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Jake: You people already know too much about me.

Dan: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.5

~♡~ Valentine's Day Edition ~♡~

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Lilly: Hey, Jake? Can I get some dating advice?

Jake: Just because I'm with Mc doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Hannah: Why are Mc and Jake sitting with their backs to each other?

Lilly: They had a fight.

Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?

Lilly: They get sad when they fight.

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Mc, pointing: May I sit there?

Jake: That's my lap.

Mc: That doesn't answer my question, Jake.

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Mc: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Jake: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Mc: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!

Jake: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!

Mc: I'M BEAUTIFUL!

Jake: Damn right you're love.

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What Jake says: Are you being done holding a grudge?

What Jake means: I'm sorry. I just want to hug you from behind and bury my face in your neck. I want to get tangled up on the couch and kiss you and play with your hair and fall asleep next to you.

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Texting with Jake

Mc: I wanna sleep with you.

Mc: But like in the innocent way.

Mc: ...

Mc: Get your bitch ass over here and cuddle with me you little shit!

Jake: Damn girl, calm down, I'm putting my shoes on.

Mc: <3

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Texting with Jake

Jake: The studies show that you are the most amazing person in the world.

Mc: Source?

Jake: Me. ;)

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We have to keep the chain going, we have to keep it going

It's not a question of want, it's a need

I'm so ready for Moonvale. Like really ready.

Usually around 3,000 words ?!? Did I hear that right??

Most of my chapters are between 5-10k. Woah.

When reading fanfic keep in mind that for professional literature: 

Short story: under 7,500

Novelette: between 7,500 and 17,500

Novella: between 17,500 and 40,000

Novel: over 40,000

Fics over 40k are literally a novel written and shared for free.  If you have written a 40k+ fic, you have literally written a novel.

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.4

Mc: I told Jake his ears flush when he lies.

Lilly: Why?

Mc: Look.

Mc: Hey, Jake! Do you love us?

Jake, covering his ears: No.

Lilly: