Duskwood Incorrect Quotes Pt.6

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.6

Mc, banging on the door: Jake! Open up!

Jake: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Cleo: No, she meant–

Jessy: Let him finish.

All the time

You ever write a line and immediately question if you stole it from somewhere? Like the line is so good, how the fuck did I, me, write this?

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.4

Mc: I told Jake his ears flush when he lies.

Lilly: Why?

Mc: Look.

Mc: Hey, Jake! Do you love us?

Jake, covering his ears: No.

Lilly:

Jake: where the hell have you been?

Mc: sorry, love, life's buzzing and so are the freaking trains. Almost missed it.

Jake:

Mc:

Jake:

Mc: you okay, Jake?

Jake, eyes widening as he shrunks further into his chair, trying to hide his growing grin behind his fist: of course...

Mc: are you sure? You seem to have... a small hint of actual color on your face.

Jake, nodding: I have to take care of some things.

Also Jake in his mind: holy fucking shit, I'm not used to a nervous feeling.

And Mc is, of course, aware of what she's doing to him.

How do you think Jake would react to hearing us call him a nickname for the first time? I honestly think he would be surprised at first and then would smile.

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.5

~♡~ Valentine's Day Edition ~♡~

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Lilly: Hey, Jake? Can I get some dating advice?

Jake: Just because I'm with Mc doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Hannah: Why are Mc and Jake sitting with their backs to each other?

Lilly: They had a fight.

Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?

Lilly: They get sad when they fight.

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Mc, pointing: May I sit there?

Jake: That's my lap.

Mc: That doesn't answer my question, Jake.

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Mc: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Jake: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Mc: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!

Jake: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!

Mc: I'M BEAUTIFUL!

Jake: Damn right you're love.

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What Jake says: Are you being done holding a grudge?

What Jake means: I'm sorry. I just want to hug you from behind and bury my face in your neck. I want to get tangled up on the couch and kiss you and play with your hair and fall asleep next to you.

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Texting with Jake

Mc: I wanna sleep with you.

Mc: But like in the innocent way.

Mc: ...

Mc: Get your bitch ass over here and cuddle with me you little shit!

Jake: Damn girl, calm down, I'm putting my shoes on.

Mc: <3

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Texting with Jake

Jake: The studies show that you are the most amazing person in the world.

Mc: Source?

Jake: Me. ;)

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The "I'm too shy to admit I can feel" but "I'm too possessive not to hack and look into your private chats with other guys" kind of men

My friends are like “whats your type?”