The Bomberman Blues

“The Bomberman Blues”

Hey pals & gals. This small comic is from a deep part of my heart. My childhood was spent playing video games all day, but even so, I was never that good. I mostly played classic RPGs, because they required no skill; one only had to get up to level 99 for each character to totally kill that final monster.

So when I entered the world of Halo and CoD at the houses of my dearest friends, I was humiliated in front of all. Everyone meleed me from behind, goddamnit. You could never possibly know the pain I felt. My friends had 19 kills and I had one, and the only reason I got that one was because I managed to blow us both up at the same time.

I wondered to myself as I walked down the halls in high school, When will I ever beat my bros in a game? Shall I forever be the worst gamer in the room?

Well, one day, my friend put on Bomberman. I was the best. I was unstoppable. I blew up every other Bomberman within miles. It seemed like I was just doing it on instinct, my gameplay was so flawless.

I thought, hey, now that I’m good at Bomberman, maybe I’ll get a little more respect around here. But no, it was not to be. Even after winning game after game, no one cared. No one patted me on the back or praised my skill like they did after CoD. We just turned off the screen and forgot about it.

Thus, that is where this comic comes from. Do you understand now, smallies? DO YOU?

Check out this character sketch for our upcoming summer animation series, The Cute Brigade. 

Her name is BigCat. The series will follow the story of a cat who is not cute enough for Cute University, and who battles against the status quo. ;)

Don’t forget to beat yourselves up today.  A little self hatred goes a long way.  ;)

Happy Valentines Day! Kissie  Kissie.  Biggie hugs on me. <3

Todd Talks to God

Some Trump supporters get everything right.  Except the part where they wanna kill all Muslims..  Religious bigotry is so, so not cool anymore.

Hey guys. We be testing out our animation skills these days, in preparation for our new animation, The Cute Brigade. Any comments? ;) 

I like this animation, though I have no idea what she’s doing. 

Also, can you tell she’s a cat? hehe