Little Bittle #42: The Bomberman Blues

Little Bittle #42: The Bomberman Blues

Hey pals & gals. This small comic is from a deep part of my heart. My childhood was spent playing video games all day, but even so, I was never that good. I mostly played classic RPGs, because they required no skill; one only had to get up to level 99 for each character to totally kill that final monster.

So when I entered the world of Halo and CoDBlOps at the houses of my dearest friends, I was humiliated in front of all. Everyone meleed me from behind, goddamnit. You could never possibly know the pain I felt. My friends had 19 kills and I had one, and the only reason I got that one was because I managed to blow us both up at the same time.

I wondered to myself as I walked down the halls in high school, When will I ever beat my bros in a game? Shall I forever be the worst gamer in the room?

Well, one day, my friend put on Bomberman. I was the best. I was unstoppable. I blew up every other Bomberman within miles. It seemed like I was just doing it on instinct, my gameplay was so flawless. 

I thought, hey, now that I'm good at Bomberman, maybe I'll get a little more respect around here. But no, it was not to be. Even after winning game after game, no one cared. No one patted me on the back or praised my skill like they did after CoDBlOps. We just turned off the screen and forgot about it.

Thus, that is where this comic comes from. Do you understand now, smallies? DO YOU? 

LB # 38: Cult Kitties #webcomic #comic

LB # 33: Neighborhood Lounger #webcomics

Look, honey, if you can't read the script, just click on the pic! ; )

And the Winner is...

Dear Smalls:

The 2012 SmallComic Caption Contest has come to a close. We'd like to thank all of our pals and gals for participating. It was a hard decision, but we chose our Winner and Runner Up:

WINNER:

ghostbonesart:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

RUNNER UP:

365daysofdrawing:

"Hi. I'm here to apply for the school janitor position."

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Whoooooooo.  Yeah. I'm surprised we got that many entries, these were pretty difficult to caption. All of the other entries are below.  Ghost Bones Art will get a fancy smallcomic t-shirt of anything he wants as well as a drawing.  365daysofdrawing will get an exquisite drawing of whatever subject. 

Everyone else who entered will recieve a doodle through message. 

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Cartoon #1: 

KindaGamey

 "I'll grant your wishes kid! 

"Sounds like socialist bullcrap to me. no thanks."

ghostbonesart

Girl sitting at desk: I wish my genie would stop farting already

Genie: NEVERRRRR

awildhappiness

"Stop doing that please, someone can see you and we have a bad reputation with the public opinion already because of this sonofabitch Taxil. They now think you're a freaking demon, go figure! Better keep a low profile from now on. Goddamn oxxy-dentals always twisting everything. How many times I'll have to repeat: my name is fucking Wesir.

 -Yeah, I learned all that in the Internet, this sucks-"

JDSundeavors

caption# 1: I am Phwen, the Public Fart Genie you have summoned with your buttocks. You may choose the 3 people in this room who will look down on you.

http://www.365daysofdrawing.co.uk/

caption 1 "You're an ass genie? No I've never heard of you and no you definitely can't go back in!"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Cartoon #2: 

KindaGamey

"You think that's wierd.  My other hat is a penis."

richardstelmach

 "Look Mom, I'm sorry I really have to go.... kind of in the middle of something... yes I will make sure to wash my hands after the murder" 

gschaffeetattoos

“Goodnight Moon”

awildhappiness

"Yes ma'am, we currently have issues with the recent fires of the latest century, I'm afraid we cannot help you at the moment. What's that? How did I assume you were a lady? Well it's not that amazing really, I just let you walk two or three miles to calculate your pacing and I'm now walking right behind you." 

doublethinkdesign 

 "If you don't come back to me, I'll chop my fucking foot off with this axe! I swear to God I'll do it. You'll be sorry when I only have one foot and I have to hop everywhere, you'll see." Emotional blackmail is one hell of a drug.

Small Comic 48: Birdies Part 2 of 2 #webcomic #comic

The birdie is back.  Read part one (if you didn't already) to understand this life changing conclusion. 

P.S.  The holidays have been slowing us down. We'll get back on Schedule eventually.  A new Little Bittle will be up by 7 tonight! <3

SmallComic # 51: The New Age New Year Part I #comic #webcomic

Oh ho ho! What a funny gal! These new age ladies, they a little silly. I've encountered them many times in my travels as a wandering Bodhisattva. Sure, I appreciate their interest in the occult arts and all, but it seems like they're off the mark a little bit. Usually they smell like home-baked tater tots, which I guess is appealing, but I really can't get over all the funky clothes and jewelry, and crystal skulls filled with dandelions and frankincense. That's just too much. With all those superficial ornaments and accessories, don't they know they're not going to find what they're looking for? Too sad, too sad. But we can, laugh, eh? ; )