Kuroo: Sometimes Facing Your Fears Head On Is The Best Way To Realize They Arent Actually Scary

Kuroo: Sometimes facing your fears head on is the best way to realize they aren’t actually scary

Yumire: Yeah, I totally agree. Like when I climbed a mountain during a lighting storm and demanded to be struck by lightning. I didn’t get hurt at all and now I’m not even scared of God anymore

Kuroo: That’s not what I meant

Yaku: YOU DID WHAT!!!!

Headcanons;

Them reacting to you wearing your father's sweater: kuroo, atsumu, akaashi

Haikyuu boys seeing you in your brothers hoodie: sugawara, kakeyama

Haikyu boys with a s/o who needs to constantly hear noise: part1, Part2

Iwaoi hcs

Kageyama hcs

They're the type of...

One shots

Sugawara:

Hide and seek: That wasn't how hide and seek is supposed to go

Naruto characters x things I said

Warnings: A few swear words, mention of anxiety and ptsd, but there's no description about it, mention of death, but it's not serious nor described

Part 2 - part 3 - part4 - part5- part 6 - part 7

Masterlist and rules

Naruto: Bro, what if we are soulmates friends?

Sasuke: I'll do this assignment later, what could go wrong anyway?

Also Sasuke, two hours before the deadline, panicking: It went wrong. It went so wrong

Kakashi: Oh, thank you Karen, now that you told me to not be anxious my anxiety and ptsd are cured

Ino: My superiority complex is taking so much space lately. It makes me think that my inferiority complex will kick in and stay for as long as he can to ruin my life

Hinata: Sometimes I relax, other times I remember I have to go outside eventually and talk with people

Neji: So today I really woke up and choose pain

Itachi: I didn't think I would come this far. I thought I would die before my 18th birthday

Shikamaru: I'm 18, did you really think I would come this far and not know how to go to school without doing homework?

Tenten: So today we received a package at home and the guy asked If I was Lee. I said yes and took the pack. I FUCKING SAID YES. I didn't sleep enough for this shit

Temari, after someone called her a bitch: Well, thank you, I try my best, so it feels good to know my efforts are appreciated

Shisui: I told my father to leave my murder unsolved so I'll be on the news and everyone will be so pissed, because they just wanted to see their program and not look at another dead kid

Sakura, with wax near her: In the next hour I'm gonna rip my body hair from my face

Gaara: Since I never learned how to properly react to my feelings and most of the times I don't really show them, all my expressions are acted and overly exaggerated.

Shino, crying during a test: I'm so gonna fail this

Shino, two minutes later: turns out I know the answer if I cry enough

Masterlist and rules

Masterlist:

Haikyuu

Naruto

Headcanons

Marvel

Incorrect quotes

Rules

Just don't be a dick

Naruto characters x things I said pt.2

Warnings: a few swear words, mention of anxiety and panic attacks, but there's no description about it

Part 1 - part 3 - part4 - part5 - part 6 - part 7

Just a little note. There's a point that can be easily misunderstood. It's the sentence I gave to Sakura. I want to say that my father is a beautiful person, we just like to roast each other. I love him and he loves me with all his heart. Just wanted to clarify.

Masterlist and rules

Shikamaru: You know, I would like to have a girlfriend, but I'm too lazy to date. I mean. I should go to dates, put in efforts...

Hinata, to Sakura: You know, I have terrible taste in men, but damn, you got some real trash there

Kakashi: My anxiety today came home. It was a while and I didn't miss her

Sakura: I have a beautiful relationship with my father. I annoy him, he calls me a bitch, I thank him and the we just go on with our day

Itachi, with a straight face: I passed last year having panic attacks and cry myself to sleep, so now I just let it go

Itachi, two seconds later, in his head: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yamato, at some point while keeping team seven: Why am I doing this? What went through my head that made me say this was a good idea? I don't even like this shit.

Iruka, while hugging a kid: Yeah, I don't like childern

Ino: Ignoring my problems is how I go on

Shisui, looking in the mirror: And I ask myself why people thinks I'm gay

Kiba, crying on his academy test: I just want to go home

Tenten, with her hair in her hands: Turns out I have amazing hairdresser skills

Kushina: Today my professor said I look like Sofia Loren. I don't know where he saw it, but that shit kept me going

Naruto: I want to go home. Please I just want to go home

Sasuke: I'm awkward, emotionally unstable and I don't like people

Gaara: It's not my fault I don't know how to display emotions. Nobody ever taught me how!

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Kakashi: He'll come back eventually

Iruka: [breaks out crying]

[After Naruto went to train with Jiraiya]

Kakashi: Hey, sensei, you ok?

Iruka: Yeah...why?

Kakashi: Well you’ve been staring at that frog for the last three hours.

Iruka:

Iruka: [tearing up] nArUtO uSeD tO lIkE fRoGs