There Is A Goddamn Naruto Coat In The Window Of The Charity Shop Across The Road From My Flat And The

There is a goddamn Naruto coat in the window of the charity shop across the road from my flat and the employees have dressed it up in a womens belt and necklace not realising that it isn’t a casual womans garment.

Naruto characters x things I said pt.2

Warnings: a few swear words, mention of anxiety and panic attacks, but there's no description about it

Part 1 - part 3 - part4 - part5 - part 6 - part 7

Just a little note. There's a point that can be easily misunderstood. It's the sentence I gave to Sakura. I want to say that my father is a beautiful person, we just like to roast each other. I love him and he loves me with all his heart. Just wanted to clarify.

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Shikamaru: You know, I would like to have a girlfriend, but I'm too lazy to date. I mean. I should go to dates, put in efforts...

Hinata, to Sakura: You know, I have terrible taste in men, but damn, you got some real trash there

Kakashi: My anxiety today came home. It was a while and I didn't miss her

Sakura: I have a beautiful relationship with my father. I annoy him, he calls me a bitch, I thank him and the we just go on with our day

Itachi, with a straight face: I passed last year having panic attacks and cry myself to sleep, so now I just let it go

Itachi, two seconds later, in his head: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yamato, at some point while keeping team seven: Why am I doing this? What went through my head that made me say this was a good idea? I don't even like this shit.

Iruka, while hugging a kid: Yeah, I don't like childern

Ino: Ignoring my problems is how I go on

Shisui, looking in the mirror: And I ask myself why people thinks I'm gay

Kiba, crying on his academy test: I just want to go home

Tenten, with her hair in her hands: Turns out I have amazing hairdresser skills

Kushina: Today my professor said I look like Sofia Loren. I don't know where he saw it, but that shit kept me going

Naruto: I want to go home. Please I just want to go home

Sasuke: I'm awkward, emotionally unstable and I don't like people

Gaara: It's not my fault I don't know how to display emotions. Nobody ever taught me how!

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Hide and seek

Hide and seek should go in different ways, but who would complain about that outcome?

Warnings: slight anxiety attack, but other than that there's none

Rating: fluff(?) I think is fluff... I mean... I'm not really good at understanding the rating, so...

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It should have been a fun game. Every kid likes hide and seek and it was a good way to not have a screaming kid attached to you every second of the day.

And it was fun, until almost five minutes later she still didn't found her little sister.

She pressed her lips together and averted her eyes to the side, where the sound of steps could be heard.

To her dismay, it was just another kid.

Her breath itched as tears welled up in her eyes.

She frantically looked around with her heart pounding in her head.

Where was she?

She began to walk around, calling her name again and again.

Where was she?

Turning her head once again she got a glance of a little black spot near a silver one.

Her eyes widened as she recognized her little sister near a gray haired guy who was pointing at her with a little smile.

The kid started running towards her with tears streaming down her face.

She kneeled to the ground and embraced the little girl, gripping her head to keep her as near as possible.

-Don't you ever try to do it again. You almost gave me a heart attack.

She kissed the little girl's cheek and wiped away her tears.

-It's okay now. You're with me and you're fine, okay?

She looked up to see the approaching male with gray hair. The smile tugging his lips was gentle and genuine.

She observed him a bit better. Brown eyes with a gold tone framed by long lashes and a cute little mole near his left eye.

She pressed her lips together, slightly embarassed by her little dramatic scene.

Caressing her sister's head once again she stood up and smiled at the cute guy.

As she did so she noted a little kid, around her sister's age hiding behind him.

-Thank you for finding her. I don't know what I would have done if I were to lose her.

He closed his eyes and tilted his head a little, resting his hands on his hips.

-It's nothing really. It happened with my brother too. - he stopped talking and stroked the little kid's head, massing his hair - I'm Sugawara Koushi.

He raised his hand for her to shake.

His long, slender fingers brushed on her skin, giving her goosebumps. His skin was warm against her usually cold hands.

While saying her name, she observed her sister trying to get Sugawara's brother to play with her.

She chuckled at the little picture of the two kids, Sugawara doing the same.

-Why don't you kids go ply together? It will be more fun than staying with two old guys like us wouldn't it?

His gentle voice made the kids look at him. His brother was clearly against it, preferring to stay with his brother instead of making a new friend, while the little girl looked at him in awe.

After a bit more of convincing the two kids went to play together - well, more like her sister dragged and forced the kid to play with her - leaving the two teenagers alone.

-Your sister is really outgoing. I hope my brother gets something from her.

He smiled, looking to the girl on his right.

She was looking forward, her eyes watching her every step, so he could see her sweet features.

They began to talk, walking around the playground and never darting their eyes from the kids.

Their conversation when back and forth, from their favorite food to their least favorite subject and so on.

To her it was mesmerizing finding a guy she managed to connect so fast.

He was gentle and sweet, but he could also give that crackhead energy she loved to feel.

He would make her laugh and she would do the same with some lame joke that wasn't even funny. But he laughed nonetheless.

-What were you thinking, love?

The gray haired man beside her stroked her shoulder, resting his arm around her.

He looked at her with curious brown eyes. She always found them mesmerizing. How they would shine under the sun light and how he would look like a child every time he was curious about something.

-Just how much of a crack head you are.

He chuckled and closed his eyes, squeezing her towards him a bit more.

-And you're stuck with me for a long time.

He pressed his lips on her temple while the TV showed a show none of them were interested into.

Naruto characters x things I said

Warnings: A few swear words, mention of anxiety and ptsd, but there's no description about it, mention of death, but it's not serious nor described

Part 2 - part 3 - part4 - part5- part 6 - part 7

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Naruto: Bro, what if we are soulmates friends?

Sasuke: I'll do this assignment later, what could go wrong anyway?

Also Sasuke, two hours before the deadline, panicking: It went wrong. It went so wrong

Kakashi: Oh, thank you Karen, now that you told me to not be anxious my anxiety and ptsd are cured

Ino: My superiority complex is taking so much space lately. It makes me think that my inferiority complex will kick in and stay for as long as he can to ruin my life

Hinata: Sometimes I relax, other times I remember I have to go outside eventually and talk with people

Neji: So today I really woke up and choose pain

Itachi: I didn't think I would come this far. I thought I would die before my 18th birthday

Shikamaru: I'm 18, did you really think I would come this far and not know how to go to school without doing homework?

Tenten: So today we received a package at home and the guy asked If I was Lee. I said yes and took the pack. I FUCKING SAID YES. I didn't sleep enough for this shit

Temari, after someone called her a bitch: Well, thank you, I try my best, so it feels good to know my efforts are appreciated

Shisui: I told my father to leave my murder unsolved so I'll be on the news and everyone will be so pissed, because they just wanted to see their program and not look at another dead kid

Sakura, with wax near her: In the next hour I'm gonna rip my body hair from my face

Gaara: Since I never learned how to properly react to my feelings and most of the times I don't really show them, all my expressions are acted and overly exaggerated.

Shino, crying during a test: I'm so gonna fail this

Shino, two minutes later: turns out I know the answer if I cry enough

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Kenma: So you and Bokuto are finally together?

Akaashi: Me and Bokuto-san are only friends

Kenma: you're literally wearing his hoodie

Akaashi: It's a very friendly gesture

This comes from this

Which is my "story" (How do you call this? It's not like a headcanon book... it's just a bunch of scene)

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redrawing that bench scene as a warm up