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Putting the rest under a cut because it’s sliiiiiightly nsfw or at least leads up to it lol. ALSO HOLY SHIT AN ART.

Stancest, mini-comic, 3 pages. OLD MEN KISSING. For and from the Stancest fanfic that requires no introduction: This Divide Between You and I by redcarrigan / @cellard00rs​!

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I AM PRAYING TO GOD I DIDN’T FUCK UP THE EXPRESSIONS IN THE LAST PAGE BECAUSE GOD THEY WERE HARD

Also I’m sorry @cheeziswin for how ridiculously long this request took. IT WAS KIND OF REALLY INTIMIDATING HAHA BUT I HOPE IT’S OKAY

ALSO IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THIS FIC YET PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY GO READ IT.

waugh. if the dialogue seems off it's because i never had any human interactions and i was pulling everything out of my ass as i went

yes hello sorry i deleted everything so here’s everything again in one convenient post, all aboard the fluff train to au ville

also, url change! kncockout -> stanleyfine

stan is the only member of the pines twins^2 to never make a deal with bill and i think he needs more credit for that.

ford makes, just, so many deals with his demon boyfriend

dipper literally trades his body to bill in sock opera

and while i will die on the hill that it was never her fault, mabel is tricked into making a deal with him for weirdmagenon.

but stan never gets tricked. the only time he comes close was when he was pretending to be ford but that was with the sole purpose of getting bill erased. never does bill get to him or twist his thoughts. for being the "dumb one" he's surprisingly rational in this was.

nobody matches bill intellectually, ford's fatal flaw is that he thought he did, and the pines family wins because they have an emotional core that bill never had (the power of sibling bonding saves the day and i love it) but ill go out on a limb and say that out of everyone, stan is the only one to match bill's street smarts.

bill's a master manipulator but stan is a professional con-artist with no respect for the law, you tell me who's coming out on top.

stan successfully faked his own death, ran a business for 30 years, taught himself some sort of advanced engineering to repair the portal, evaded local, federal and international authorities from the age of 18, and did it all without any support.

and going back to when he pretends to be ford to get bill to enter his mind, that scene makes stan the only character to ever outwit bill.

anyways this has been a stan pines appreciation post, thank you and goodnight

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

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