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mmm bugs, theyre like little friends you get suprise visits from and sometimes those visits are your bed
I hate being a person who loves bugs, I can't say anything without the person I'm talking to reacting with disgust. Today I had to literally beg a coworker for the life of a spider, and then after I put it in a nook outside she thought it'd be funny to show me a video she took of her killing one. Like idk man. Birds scare the shit out of me but I still get why people love them. They come in pretty colors and they sound nice and they're interesting to observe. I don't understand why people don't feel the same about bugs. The rich amber color of a cockroach, the iridescent glow of a fly, the intricate hydraulics that power their little legs, the chirp of a beetle, the art of the spider's web... It's all so beautiful. Why is it the habit of so many to destroy?
I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him
This made my brain go brr, therefore it’ll make your brain go brr too if you’re following me <3
born to be a twink, forced to have the irish milkmaid physique
she only plays minecraft and spore
mmm soob
“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend
rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.
the british call it the “reheat” instead of afterburner
(please correct me if i am wrong, i like learning new things)
If you've ever been near fighter jets or older airliners and you wonder why they're so god damn loud and why they sound like they're ripping the air apart, its because their exhaust is supersonic, which means it actually is kinda ripping the air apart.
i am fighting for my fukcing life
have you ever seen a beast that wanted to get at ink bottles
SO GODDAMN BADLY
she wants her PEETS in the DAMP blue INK
Kinda funny how the people who appeal to the animal world for their arguments never focus on our genetically and neurophysiologically closest relatives: Bonobos
And that's because they're matriarchal, queer af and focused on cooperation and care over competition and domination
Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”
Source | Day 89
reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from
I had a vision
dear linguistics side of tumblr,
why making language hard
sincerely,
confuséd critcher that wanted to make a language for a WIP and has failed horribly and started over
the gay urge to spam everyone i know with “what, you egg??”
trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky
An Elf couple leaves their child with a Human teenager to babysit while they go on a date. When they return the Human is middle aged and the Elf child now sees the Human as their parent.
Party helps investigating a series of disappearances
Guard: Who’s there..?
Party, in the bushes: Oh fuck- I start making kissy noises
Guard: …Hello?
Warlock: Uhm, some privacy please? We’re doing stuff here!