Made The Worst Brownies Ever Created Just Now

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

How to train an AI to generate an image of a horse

okay so first you take a regular horse

and then y–

uh. that. that’s a bit too much horse there buddy. remove some horse and then w–

well fuck, now there’s not enough horse. add the appropriate amount of horse t–

OH GOD OH FUCK TOO MUCH HORSE

okay so just reset your horse and give it a normal amount of hor–

sir that is a duck. that is not a horse anymore. you need a horse for this task.

okay you know what? fine. sure. I’ll settle for Horse But Slightly To The Left.

now what you do is you take that horse and–

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

Manifest #77982 from NROL-111 (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Unnameable Girlfriends 2. Cannabis Lab

thoughts on gravity recorded from the ground.

There is a saying for the wicked in Russian that goes, “How does the earth carry you?”. Lowercase “e” - “earth”, the implication being that it would be decent to swallow you whole. 

I am left thinking of Earth - capital “E”; the thought all the more staggering, all the more stilling. As if, if you are too far gone, you will be exiled from the laws of gravity altogether,  singled out,  spat out.

But then the flip side: gravity as “I want you”; gravity being a choice to hold us close to its chest.

Mammoth Cube Mammoth Cube Mammoth Cube

Known as the Jarkov Mammoth, this specimen was found in Siberia. The 23 tonne block of mud and ice was lifted to an ice cave where the mammoth inside was recovered and studied.

the new Inspector Gadget reboot has taken an odd turn

Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information