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Superman thinking him and Batman are courting, while Batman thinks they are bitter rivals.
Superman drops off some pretty flowers for Batman one day ‘To Batman xox Superman’ (he’s so brave - very proud of himself). Bruce immediately googles all the flowers in it to try and work out the meaning.
“Gazania’s represent wealth and Richness.. It has moon flowers in it. Moon… it’s currently a waning moon… *GASP* he knows I’m Bruce Wayne.”
“Sir maybe he just liked the look of the flowers-“
“BEGONIA’S MEAN BEWARE ALFRED! He knows my identity and he is BLACKMAILING me!”
“What about the note, sir. He signed it x o x ”
“It’s one of those ‘emoticons’ Alfred! Two x’s for dead eyes and the o is the surprised mouth. My god he’s going to kill me and he thinks I’ll never see it coming.”
Superman is leaving every encounter kicking his feet and writing Clark Batman Kent in his diary, while Batman is updating his will and preparing to wage a war against a god.
yj98 if you even care
based on a real thing that happened to @kingworm and i while they were driving and i was mad, but this time its dick and jason
🚗 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🚗
dc is giving me daddy issues cause i’m just sitting there reading comics and thinking “i wish you were a good father :(“ on repeat.
like it’s genuinely affecting me mentally.
Due to a popular request, the Wayne kids decide to shoot a ghost hunting video in the manor and Jason stands in the corner of the frame while the others ignore him just to fuck with the audience
yj98 if you even care
Self love ❤️
How u one of the strongest in DC but loose to ADHD?
I found these from an inktober prompt and I can’t believe I didn’t post them
Concept: Marinette and Adrien match on a dating app and both have chat noir profiles and neither believes the other is chat noir and they both jokingly try to prove they’re actually the real chat noir
And meanwhile they… fall in love…..
coffee tim is OUT, energy drink tim is IN
Trixie and Starlight do their community service
joker killed batman instead of jason
i injured my back laughing at a smosh video
unfortunately, there are no universities in my area that offer courses in becoming a gotham villain
Again I must reiterate that this is a real, officially licensed magazine
(Doctor Who Magazine No 268, August 1998)
no i don't 'like' bbc merlin i'm tormented by it. next question
And the animated series will made you want a goth gf!
Mayhaps they should fuck
Batboys & Batgirls + Text Posts & Tweets
Part. 1 - Part. 3