The Uzumaki Series Should Have Adapted 2 Chapters Per Episode And Left The Final Chapter As Its Own Episode

The Uzumaki series should have adapted 2 chapters per episode and left the final chapter as its own episode

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What is it with Tim Burton and deeply uncomfortable pre-wedding scenes

Why tf does he looks so much like a mexican gangster here lmfaooo

If they made Beetlejuice 3 and canonized Beetlejuice x Lydia, this franchise would be the greatest slow burn trilogy of all time.

wildly successful film directors who realise the power of their name and how it can be used to bring attention to up and coming creatives and create space for new and different stories to shine, away from the cookie-cutter stuff that makes a blockbuster now my beloveds

There's a lot I could say about The Subtance as an unflinching, gruesome close-up portrait of systemic misogyny, internalized sexism, self-hatred, and the brutality of fame, but more importantly, you know what I bet? I bet there is exactly one customer of The Subtance who is doing everything right. Week one, makes a living as a fitness influencer; week two, enjoys a lavish retirement funded by her other self's earnings. Week one, jogging, yoga, filming tiktoks, enjoying the vitality of youth; week two, Alaskan cruises, mahjong with the girls, enjoying unlimited free time and liberation from the crushing weight of the societal expectation to care what other people think of you. Keeps her other self on a nice air mattress with a quilt and always cooks a big recovery breakfast to be waiting for her when she switches. Walks out of that creepy alley every week whistling. Has no idea potential complications even exist. Every other user is living a psychedelic horror show of trauma, goop, and rage, and she's just at Barnes and Noble picking up the latest selection for book club. I know I'm alone in this, but I would happily watch that sequel.