Silly AU #2

Silly AU #2

Imagine if Felix and Demetri got together.

[Felix x Demetri] duh

They secretly had a hand-fasting ritual, but they never speak openly about it because they fear that other people could use this information against them (after all, they work for the most dangerous and known coven in the whole world).

They are the ultimate power couple.

Heidi is jealous at first, but slowly she warms up to the idea and is supportive of them.

The masters always pair them up for missions because they know that they work better together.

They live by the rule "never go to bed angry at your spouse". They have different views on certain topic so sometimes they have their bickering thing going on. Demetri plays the offended man but when Felix walks up to him and wraps his arms around him, he melts into the hug and murmurs apologetic words.

I need someone to share my feelings for this ship with

I love this.

✴ Lost Boy ✴

◇ DEMETRI X FELIX VOLTURI IMAGINE◇

Imagine: For the first time in a long time, Demetri lost track of who he was supposed to be hunting, and feels extreme guilt; Felix to the rescue...

• angst leading to fluff

▪request for @stepheny-stoker ▪

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"God fucking dammit!" the string of profanities broke the quiet calm of the evening. Felix had been reading in his and Demetri's shared room when the door suddenly flew open, slamming against the wall. Demetri stood there, a very aggravated expression on his face. Felix looked up from his book, noticing how mad Dem looked. "Hey, what happened? Come here." he said softly, putting his book down.

Demetri shook his head no, and removed his cloak, carelessly tossing it aside. He was still super pissed, and had good reason to be. He had been sent on a mission by Aro to hunt down a rogue nomad who had been on a murder spree in Portland. He had almost caught up to her, but lost track of her scent halfway through to Seattle. All he could smell was the scent of those annoying wolves the entire Coven had come across last year.

Their stink overpowered the scent of the nomad, effectively ending Demetri's hunt. He hadn't failed a mission like that in a very, very long time. Not since about 50 years ago. He had felt the guilt then, too... just not as bad as he did this time. This time, there was sure to be no forgiveness from Caius.

He ran a hand through his hair, letting another expletive leave his mouth. Felix walked over to Dem, pulling him close. "Hey. You wanna tell me what happened? Why I see clouds and no sun?" he murmured. "I had her. I fucking had her! And then I just... lost her. Those stupid wolves made me lose focus. It's nearly impossible to track someone down with their stink all over the place! God, this is so fucking irritating, Felix!" Demetri growled.

Felix pulled Demetri closer, embracing him in a hug. "Hey. It's not the first time this has happened, though. We all make mistakes, Dem. We can't all be perfect." he reassured him. Demetri's face scrunched up in frustration again, and he let out an exasperated sigh. "See, but that right there is the problem. Caius, man... He expects all of us, including you, to be perfect fucking saints all the time, no mistakes." he muttered.

A low chuckle came from Felix, followed by a smile. "Trust me, Dem. We're not even close to being saints and you know it. You think I'm perfect all the time? I'm their goddamn executioner and even I slip up sometimes! I almost did with that Bree chick. But you know what? It's perfectly fine to screw up every now and then. It's how we learn from it." he said, smiling down at Demetri.

Demetri shrugged, a tiny ghost of a smile on his face. "It just sucks, I guess. Kind of makes me feel like maybe I'm not as good of a Tracker as I used to be." he whispers. Felix gently grabbed Dem's face in his hands, making him look Felix in the eyes. "Hey. Don't you dare talk like that. There's a reason you're still around. It's because you're good. Don't you ever fucking forget that. So a few dogs got in the way... So what? You'll get em' next time, Dem." he said.

The vibe in the room was now a lot less angry, bitter. More... calm, loving. Demetri looked up at Felix, a bit of a bigger smile appearing on his face, his eyes filled with love for the tall man. "Why are you so good to me, Felix?" he murmured, standing on his tiptoes to kiss him. Felix grinned, kissed him back, and pulled back to look at him. "Because you are more than worth it. You're my lost boy, I'm not gonna give that up, are you kidding me? I'm not that stupid." he teased.

Demetri let out a laugh and buried himself in Felix's embrace. "Smart man." was all he said, still grinning to himself. Maybe today wasn't a total loss for him, after all...

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A/N: This one was really angsty and sweet for me to write. I kind of also secretly ship Felix/Demetri... Fun fact, this is actually my very first fanfic where the characters are in a gay relationship. Overall, I think I did pretty good, but I wanna hear what YOU guys think! 😊👌🏻 Enjoy, @stepheny-stoker ! 😁😁🏳️‍🌈

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What's the dumbest thing stefan has ever done?

Politically speaking, not booby trapping the Volturi's castle while they were away in America.

Non politically speaking, he once poured pink dye in Vladimir's shampoo. Luckily, he has a scar to remind him of not making the same mistake.

This fanfic I’m never going to write is really damn good.

A Vlad and Stefan holiday?

Ohohoho, nice one anon! Here you have some headcanons, I'll write a full imagine as soon as I can. Have a nice out there and thanks for the ask!

Vladimir wears sunglasses 24/7 to cover his red eyes. Ștefan on the other hand takes them off when they're alone, making Vladimir super worried that someone is going to catch and expose them.

Ștefan prefers a hot climate, whereas Vladimir prefers the cold.

They love România and often travel within it, but when they go outside of it they choose their destination with a different bet every year.

This year's bet was: whoever saved more humans affected by Covid-19 (by taking them to a hospital, or changing them) would win. Ștefan obviously won. It is still unknown how and why they chose this particular bet. (Maybe they wanted to create and army without the Volturi getting too suspicious but this is another story, that you may hear if you ask).

Both of them look outraged and borderline offended when someone asks them to wear masks.

"We don't f*cking breathe, Ștefan!" "Vlad for crying out loud!!"

Hi! I saw that in one of your posts you said that our bois Vlad and Stef bit people with Covid-19. Isn't that dangerous? :/ Also why would they do that?

Hello curious human! My idea is that Vladimir and Stefan have a bet each year to decide where to spend the holidays. This year’s bet was: whoever saved the most humans affected by Covid-19 won.  Soon they started to realize that they could turn the situation in their favour... Our favourite Romanian vampires had two weapons up their sleeves. One: take the humans to a hospital, so that the humans would owe them a favour. Two: change a good part of the humans, so that they would have an army without the Volturi finding out. 

The second part is what’s really interesting! I think that the Volturi get their information throught official sources, so they actually wouldn’t know that Vladimir and Stefan are creating an army because, well, the patients officially fell to the desease! Evil but genius. 

To answer to your question: I personally don’t think it’s dangerous for vampires to bite humans affacetd by any deasease. Maybe they can taste a change in the blood’s taste, but that’s about it. 

A tiny author’s note: this is my very personal way to deal with the pandemic. I don’t want to offend or trigger anyone. Sorry if I did. Stay safe everyone!