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do u mind if people be nasty in ur asks?

Not at all :3 i like nasty

I'm only human. Of course I want my crush to come lay down next to me in bed and let out all of the farts he's been holding since work

Also dilf farts can we talk about dilf farts??? The fact your stomach gets more sensitive with age, the amount of scenarios available, the way it's not uncommon at all to hear your dad's friend fart, or your boss fart, or your neighbor fart etc etc. walking outside to get the mail wearing nothing but a robe and running on nothing but coffee and eggs. He hasn't showered yet because the wife always needs to use it first. I wanna catch him lifting his robe up to scratch his hairy ass while ripping wet farts against his fingers, I want him to lazily check over his shoulders before spreading his cheeks a little to get a stubborn fart out, and he just so happens to miss me standing outside preparing for my morning jog. I want to see him later, fully dressed, fresh and clean, giving me a neighbourly wave as I get home from work, I want to never be able to see him the same way.

Yes please~

Does anyone want to be tied to my ass for the night? I slept with my friend and they said I farted a lot during the night... It would be such a pity to let all that gas go to waste, wouldn't it?

I'm trying to focus on my work but the thought of having you tied to my chair, licking my shithole, cleaning it like the pathetic whore you are while I fart for hours and you're forced to inhale and eat all of them it's too tempting for me 😵‍💫

Little reminder that there isn't something "too gross", so go on and rub their face in your ass, tie them to your chair and sit there for hours, damn, even use their face as toilet paper, it doesn't matter, have your fun with your slave <3

I have two sides and it's literally either serving and worshipping in the most degrading ways the most beautiful human being alive or the most gross slob of a person there is.

Both are so degrading in the best way, first making me feel the humiliation of being nothing in comparison and other the humiliation of serving someone so nasty, still being inferior to someone who isn't even worthy of being called a superior, but they are to me and i have no choice. Also they both geniuenly don't give a shit and just care about themselves being comfortable.

I want to be physically forced to lick your asshole - sit on my face, loop a belt around my neck, collar and leash me, just smother my face in your ass. Make me worship and smell and lick your asshole and balls for hours if you want, it’s what Cunts are made for

💚 I need someone to make worship my wobbly butt alllll day long, jiggling and wobbling it, kissing it, moaning whenever you see it shake and bounce~ you'd be my good ass slave, wouldn't you?~ don't be shy, I know it'll feel so good~ so just embrace my wobbly boy-butt and break your silly little brain for me~ good toy~

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Random ah post but my tummy is so upset today for some reason :< it makes all sorts of fart-like noises even when i'm not farting. I had some grilled cheese for breakfast and it just all went WILD, i haven't had such gas bombs in months. Also the chilli i had later sure didn't help lol now i have long, wet farts that smell deadly and are even painful to push out cause they're so strong >///< usually i'm not the one in that position but i just really need someone who'll rub my tummy and take them all in so i don't have to sniff those myself, i just wanna relax and not have to take care of it myself.

idk what’s hotter to me, a Man sitting silently on my face as i eat his ass and he completely ignores me and treats me like an object, or a Man grunting and moaning as he grinds his asshole all over my face and mouth hard, with one hand forcing my head as deep into his asshole as possible 🥰

Thinking about a man restraining my hands and feet, and only letting me eat food if it's out of his asshole. And the only l liquid I get is his piss 🥰

I’d love to be getting fucked in the ass while I eat another man’s asshole. Just pound my tight little hole while your friend sits on my face, spreading his cheeks while I swirl my tongue around his ass, suck his hole, shove my tongue deep in his ass as it’ll go, all while my ass gets brutally stretched and my pussy slapped. Then after I feel your load of warm cum shoot in my asshole, you’ll switch places. You immediately shove my face between your cheeks, pulling your them apart and bouncing your ass up and down on my outstretched tongue. Your friend is taking his time taking pulling my asshole apart with two fingers and spitting inside, looking at the gape you left behind. While I tongue fuck your asshole he squeezes some lube directly into my gape, he lines his cock up with my gape, and quickly thrusts his cock into my aching asshole. I suck your hairy asshole and creep my tongue forward to lick your balls a bit while your friend pumps into my asshole deep enough to make my belly bulge. You grab me by the hair and shove my face harder into your ass cheeks so my tongue has no choice but to go up your asshole, feel your hole pucker as I tongue fuck you. Your friend continues to pound my asshole, deeper and deeper until I feel his hips start to stutter. I feel his warmth flooding my insides, but it’s coming out so quick, and I can feel my belly bulging more, stretching. I feel your asshole relax a bit around my tongue as you release and piss all over my tits, while your friend is pissing inside my asshole. I wiggle my tongue in deeper now that your asshole is a bit relaxed and keep tonguing and sucking your hairy asshole. Your friend is still slowly releasing his piss in my stretched hole, and he starts pushing down on the bulge he made. I can feel the pressure building, I want to tell him to stop pushing but my tongue is too busy in your ass to get any words out. Before long I’m whining and releasing my own piss, his dick still in my ass and my tongue still up yours. You both pull your bodies away simultaneously, allowing me to finally breathe and feeling the cum and piss spurt out of my gaping asshole. I reach around and spread my ass for both of you to look at, fingers pulling and spreading my gape, dripping and waiting to be ruined again.

Just cummed 3 times thinking abt a sweaty nerd finding me at a convention, flirting with me sweetly and eventually going home with him, just for him to pin me up against the wall with his stinky ass and marking my face with his scent 💖 rubbing his asshole up and down my face, massaging it with my nose, letting rancid farts loose down my throat 💖

really really love the idea of being used as a fart sniffer for someone else’s enjoyment. not even for my own pleasure. i’m just a dumb little girl who’s cunt gets wet when people rip big nasty farts, what else do i deserve other than letting people ruin me by drilling all of their gas right into my face?

it’s even better if i’m not allowed to get off, because this is for their pleasure, not my own. stupid bimbos who get off to gross farts don’t deserve to cum, they just sit with a soaking wet pussy while they’re nose deep in someone’s ass.

Ok but the thought of having a kinky gassy bear bf who accepts when you say your not in the mood rn and he just cuddles you till you feel better and he still rips ass >>>> 

Bonus if he farts on your favorite twddy or shirt so it always snells like him idk yall im in a romancey modo, definitely need ti start actually writing my ideas into wtories or smth

Forcing you to makeout with my ass while i’m pissing into the toilet. Then using your mouth to suck me clean before forcing your head into the toilet.

uuuugh i wanna be under someone huge, i wanna be crushed by their weight, i wanna suffocate on their farts and the smell of their filthy ass, them so busy being slobby that they completely forget i’m there