Fellated By Life

fellated by life

King's men hunt for years.  Finally conclude "the clit" is a myth that never existed.  King agrees with them.  Ex queen turned pirate peacefully marries no longer rival lesbian pirate.  Wedding gifts to each other is to taunt the King and his men by running raids on all the King's ships.  King forbids anyone from speaking of "the clit" on the grounds that it does not exist.  Young women whisper to each other under the cover of night about "the clit" and the freedom they could have with it.  Young women flock to the ex queen turned pirate who becomes the pirate queen.

Ex queen turned pirate being hunted down by the king’s men and naming her all female ship “the clit” and when asked why she replies, because the king will never find it.

That kind of works with my head canon that Aurora (from Maleficent) was the unicorn.  After all I can totally see Aurora asking Maleficent to turn her into things (who wouldn't?).  Or maybe Rumple cursed Aurora so that he could control Maleficent.  I could totally see Rumple making a 'I can see the future... including all seasons of Glee' joke about Aurora being Maleficent's "magnificent" unicorn.  Which would make Briar Rose the daughter of Maleficent and Aurora.  Cause.  

And the Phillip who woke Briar Rose could be the first Phillip's son.  Explaining why the first Phillip and Aurora were so interested in each other, they are the parents of a true love couple.  (Even if, as I choose to believe, Phillip Jr. was ace).

http://addams-beineke.tumblr.com/post/88398552791/so-since-it-seems-that-a-lot-of-oncer

So, since it seems that a lot of Oncer Femslashers, myself included, have started shipping Malora since seeing Maleficent and we’ve been faced with the dillemma, “How do we go on shipping Sleeping Warrior?”

Well, you may recall that the Aurora in OUAT that we’ve been introduced to is NOT the...

She says she has met some nice people and she’s never bored.

"The City Council announces the opening of a new dog park at the corner of Earl and Sommerset, near the Ralph’s. They would like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park. It is possible that you will see hooded figures in the dog park. DO NOT APPROACH THEM. DO NOT APPROACH THE DOG PARK. The fence is electrified and highly dangerous. Try not to look at the dog park, and, especially, do not look for any period of time at the hooded figures. The dog park will not harm you."

Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 1 - Pilot

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(on the other hand, babe, you shine)

HEY, NERDSBIANS! Remember that cop!AU I wrote ages ago (in February)? Remember how I promised up and down I would write a prequel about how they met? Welllllllllllll…I haven’t finished it yet? Sorry, guys, I suck. (But I am working on it, I swear to god.)

But! There is good news! I wrote this ficlet for acommonrose’s birthday (go tell her she’s lovely), and while it’s not long enough or coherent enough for AO3, I am sticking it here for those of you who want more in the cop!AU verse.

Here (under the cut) lies the backstory to Claudia’s comment on how HG practically proposed at the last Christmas party. I hope it makes you laugh!

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