Bouns Fan Points For Using The Words 'canon', 'crackfic', 'fandom', And 'fanfic' To Logically Describe

Bouns fan points for using the words 'canon', 'crackfic', 'fandom', and 'fanfic' to logically describe the popular western social viewpoint of a religion nominally called 'theirs'.  Why aren't I following you?

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my n**** lets party

Keep in mind that up until October, so maybe a year ago?, he was still thinking of being with her after the curse ended if he wanted to.  An idea August fully supported.  Then he meets someone else and decides to marry his new girl.  Meanwhile he's upset that Emma didn't tell him about her life and he avoids telling her about his fiancé.  Douchbaggery - it's a lifestyle, not a moment.

Followed by the slow realization that the only reason she wanted the slave you used as a translator is because she understood how fucking smart said slave is.

... Is this a subtle reference to the very modest clothes Emma is now wearing?  Did she get a tattoo?  Does Regina intend to find it? She does in my mind :)

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex