I Can Only Hope This Leads To Be Days

I can only hope this leads to be days 🔥

everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]

my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

[talking to customer] i'll be right back I just need to kill myself for a min

i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho