Welp

Welp

Octane: *Chugs a whole gallon of milk* Ah! That was good! *Stands proudly*

Crypto: *Stares at him* ...You never checked the expiration date.

Octane: *Looks at empty jug* Oh shit. *Zooms to the bathroom*

Miragehound?

OOOO WEEEE! Don’t EVEN get me started on those two! I love that ship SO much! That’s actually the ship that got me into shiping other characters in Apex. I just love thinking about such a sophisticated hunter dating an absolute beautiful man that needs help with his anxieties and such. Now that I think about it…I don’t think ever made any Miragehound headcanons…Thank you, anon for givin’ me an idea!

Hey, that's pretty good

Revenant: *Takes a smol sip of "respect women" juice* Hm...This is excellent! Everybody should love this! If not...THEY WILL PERISH *Chugs the rest*

Forge: *Sweats*

Happy Valentine's day

Wattson: *Dressed up for Valentine's day date* Awe, mon cheri! You look so ravishing! *Claps her hands slightly*

Wraith: *Is also dressed up* *Hisses as she blushes hard* No! I am but a tool of destruction!

Miragehound headcanons

I have recently noticed that I haven’t really written any headcanons for the ship of the lovely hunter and trickster. These are also for @insanedestiny09 so, here they are!

-Bloodhound knows that Elliott has his insecurities and anxieties, but they will love this man with all their heart.

-Sometimes, the hunter will help the trickster with some bigger words or when the trickster is becoming anxious he will start to stutter. Bloodhound knows how to calm down Elliott when this happens.

-Elliott always wants to pet Artur and hold him, but we know how Artur can be. He doesn’t really like to be nice to others, unless if it is Bloodhound and/or Octavio. The raven has progressively been getting along with the trickster.

-Bloodhound doesn’t really know too much about holidays, except for Halloween and Yuletide. Elliott attempts to educate the hunter with certain holidays that he thinks they will like. Such as Valentine’s day.

-The hunter’s neck is very sensitive. This makes the trickster smirk when he first figured it out. Bloodhound blushed really hard and made Elliott promise not to tell anyone or he would pay. The trickster promised.

Speedy animal lover

I am not sure if y’all have caught onto me pretty much making a headcanon our favorite speedy gremlin as an animal lover and just being good with animals in general. Made said headcanon in my Octhound HCs. I saw the post from a while ago about Crypto’s kitty. You guys already know, this gonna be Cryptane related. Now, I would like to thank @swiftyangx12 for kinda letting me spitball with them. Lemme start these now!

-Octavio stayed up all night, with the help of motivation and energy drinks, to finish a gift for his boyfriend’s precious kitty.

-He made a little stuffed mouse. A poorly made stuffed mouse, but we know that this little man is trying his very best with making gifts for Tae Joon and the kitty.

-Once the junkie was about to sew it shut, he looked around him to make sure no one was watching him.

-He quickly stuffed a little catnip in it.

-Octavio was chuckling up a storm as he sewed it shut.

-The small Legend had the gift in hand and went to his boyfriend.

-“Tae! I made something for the kitty!” The junkie smiled brightly.

-Tae Joon was playing with the kitty with one of its toys.

-“Really? That is sweet of you, nae salang.” The hacker grinned.

-Octavio handed the stuffed mouse to his lover.

-The hacker looked at the mouse and chuckled.

-“What? I tried!” The junkie crossed his arms.

-“No, no. I love it, Tavi. It shows that you tried your best.” Tae Joon tried to hold back his laughter, but he really did appreciate his boyfriend’s effort.

-The hacker set the mouse down next to the kitty. The men sat back and watched the cat’s reaction.

-The kitty sniffed it and pawed at it a little bit.

-After a few minutes, the feline pawed at it wildly and batted it around.

-Both the cat and the mouse began to fly around.

-The hacker blinked as the cat’s behavior changed.

-“Octavio? What did you put in that mouse?” He looked at the small Legend.

-“Catnip.” He smirked.

-Tae Joon sneered at him, “What?!”

-“What? Even cats need to take a load off sometimes.” Octavio cackled.

-“By sleeping! Not catnip!”

-“But kitties sleep most of the time. They need other ways!”

-The hacker crossed his arms and sighed, “Hm...I guess you are right, but you are the one that has to deal with that.” He gestured to the wild cat.

-“Just think of it like me being on my stim.” The junkie laughed and went back to his area to play video games.