Tucker's A Big Halloween Fan.

Tucker's a big Halloween fan.

Back when he was a kid, he liked the candy and staying up late.

In college, he'd go to the most amazing bonfires and house parties. The whole nine yards.

In blood gulch, scaring Church and Caboose was always a bonus. VIC shipped in costumes and fabrics, so he got pretty good at tailoring.

He started to love going with Junior and seeing people ooh and ahh at his "costume".

Post-canon, he helps Kimball plan Halloween balls and the cadets go trick or treating because they've never done it before. (Sarge gives out the biggest candy bars, Simmons hands out apples.)

You can’t tell me Wash and Tucker don’t spout off dad jokes all day long.

Palomo: Hey, I’m curious—

Tucker: Hey Curious, I’m dad

Palomo: Are you serious?

Wash: No, he’s dad.

Palomo: Ugh! You guys are the worst

Tucker: I thought I was serious?

Palomo: That’s it! I’m done!

Wash: No, you’re curious

Tucker and Wash proceed to cackle at the symphony of groans they procure from everyone

Do you have any known queer relatives?

i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

Just saw @slyvester101's water park au post, and a, that's fucking brilliant, I love it, and b, seeing the love of the silly au ideas for the skittle soldiers reminded me of a zoo keeper au idea I had a little while ago, so here's that.

The idea mainly focused on Wash and Tucker, because what else do I write about, so I'll talk about them and what they're jobs are as keepers first. (also not all of the reds and blues are here, so feel free to come up with where you think they'd be)

-Tucker is their resident "Shit nobody wants to go anywhere near guy", primarily working with the big cats, and the few snakes they have there. He lives for working up the crowds during any feeding times or exhibitions, and has gained a bit of a reputation for it, turning into a slight attraction for the park.

-Wash sticks to the calmer side of the park, or at least as calm as it can get where they all work, usually found in Avery whistling back to the birds, or in their marine enclosures. However, he's one of the most researched at the park, and gets called in as a pseudo announcer for a lot of the parks shows, mainly Tucker's, which is where the real attraction for the crowd lies.

Wash makes little comments and jokes at Tucker during his shows, i.e "this strategy your seeing here is similar to Tucker's own mating efforts, which is to say ineffective," and other things along those lines, and Tucker usually flirts at him in response over their mics to get a rise out of him, which is really what the park goers come to see.

-Kai works at all of the interactive enclosures, mainly the small petting zoo area, and the tortoise exhibit where park goers can feed them and pat their shelves if the tortoises decide to come closer enough. Usually Tucker's not far behind her either, visiting her to gossip and bitch between shows.

-Carolina works in the antarctic section, polar bears, emperor penguins, a few specific kinds of seals, etc, her and Wash end up working together on a few enclosures so they spend a lot of time together, and as much as they claim not to, they gossip just as much as everyone else.

-Grif works at the sloth and lizard enclosures, and he will be damned if he has to be anywhere else, which has nothing to do with the fact that it's right next to where Simmons works at the monkey and orangutan enclosures, and Simmons loves talking to people about how intelligent they are to anyone who will listen, which is usually Grif.

-the squad leaders are frequent park goers, who are kind of hoping for a job there at some point, which all of the current crew claim to hate the idea of, but they've been subtly mentoring all of them with the skills and things they'll need to know to get hired.

-Kimball is the one managing this whole god forsaken place, don't ask about her, she's got enough going on as it is.

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