Kons Like Theres Nothing Gay Abt Wanting To Live In Domestic Bliss With My Homie While Everyone Else

Kon’s like there’s nothing gay abt wanting to live in domestic bliss with my homie while everyone else face palms in the background

Do you have any timkon HCs?

OH BOY DO I EVER!!!!!

kon, like all supers, is a giant softie at heart. tim you have to hold his hand. tim he wants a hug. tim he is laying in your lap and daydreaming about picking out cutlery sets together when you decorate your future home together.

tim is an expert clothes thief. kon is more laid-back about his acts of theft but they do happen. what this means is that sometimes kon will steal a shirt tim stole from dick who stole it from donna, and everyone involved just has to live with that.

tim has yet to successfully teach kon to skateboard without any ttk involved. kon isn't convinced it's physically possible. he has, however, discovered that he loves roller skates!

(yes, this means they do have skate park dates.)

one time kon, half asleep, smiled dreamily at tim and, trying to compliment his eyelashes, told him adoringly "you look like a cow."

it took tim a minute, but he got the gist and did in fact blush really hard about it.

bart, texting cissie: "kon just told tim he looks like a cow and tim is blushing about it. whats wrong with them"

they start dating without realizing they're dating. everyone else can see it very clearly. they are the last to figure this out bc they just melt into it so hard (when you already have a STRONG bond built on deep devotion and trust, etc, what's a little thing like sharing clothes and a bed? and being extra physically affectionate? it's nothing major!)

tim's gender: he's just some guy kon's gender: ✨💖🌟 babygirl 🌟💖✨ together: [bystanders looking on like. how tf did that generic dude land THAT?] except kon is always like LOOK AT TIM HE'S THE PRETTIEST MOST SPECIALEST BOY

they are not the first queer relationship either of them has. tim dates someone else, kon has a passionate makeout with simon valentine at senior prom that turns into a summer fling, tim is NOT jealous, it's just that as kon's bff he thinks kon can do and deserves better ok. and its NOT a whole Thing™ that later on he's smug about simon posting sad breakup song lyrics on instagram. its literally normal theres nothing going on here

one time tim gets a superboy merch jacket styled after kon's leather jacket thinking aw im being supportive and wearing his merch <3. and kon is so offended bc YOU CAN LITERALLY WEAR THE REAL THING ROB. I HAVE BACKUPS. TAKE THAT SHIT OFF PUT MY ACTUAL JACKET ON RIGHT NOW--

they eventually have two apartments, one in metropolis, one in gotham. this is bc you can't permanently take tim out of gotham, but kon would be miserable if he moved there permanently, too. they alternate places.

kon is a morning person; tim is a night owl. kon likes to dote and make tim breakfast every morning; if tim doesnt give him his good night hugs and kissies before he goes to bed he'll pout and also cry. that's a threat tim!!!! he'll cry, do you hear him!!!

kon has a spare collapsible bo staff + a couple batarangs in his gay little thigh pouch. for tim. <3

The way dickkory looks like a lesbian couple

Jason: you know when you said you’d take me for a drink I had something stronger in mind

Dick: do not disrespect the slushie

Sokka could join the disabled warriors club with Toph, Teo, and Zuko

I love the idea of Sokka having a cane after the war bc his leg was fucked up, it’s so big brained

Sokka would take great joy in using his disability to make people to underestimate him, then they get the shit beat out of them

Sokka: oh I am just a cripple I cannot do any harm

Also Sokka: vibe checks an asshole with his cane

Headcanon that vigilantes outside of Gotham don’t believe some of the Gotham rogues are real because of how ridiculous they sound and think the Bats are just making shit up

One day in Gotham Tim and Kon are hanging out together when Condiment King attacks and Kon is just so thrown because WAIT HES REAL

Like before this Kon refused to believe rogues like Crazy Quilt and Polkadot Man and such existed, like yeah I’m not falling for that Rob im not an idiot

Now he’s reevaluating his entire life because if Tim wasn’t lying abt Condiment King, then does that mean the other ones are real too? Is there actually someone running around calling themselves Lord Death Man and saying they’re a yoga master???

Kon’s just like

And Tim’s like we literally fought someone whose superpower is having big boobs and you can’t believe Kite Man exists??

Thinking abt Zuko and his dual dao swords and how because of that what if he was ambidextrous

And he tells the gaang this and Aang is like that’s great Zuko love who u love! and Zuko’s like 😑