"Cannabolism Is A Weird Way To Sell Cereal."

"Cannabolism is a weird way to sell cereal."

-Me watching a Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial

I almost never posted when I used reddit. I left comments maybe once every few weeks. But here on Tumblr I feel like I need to be posting something. I know I don't really, but I've got 5 followers for some reason. I have a responsibility now. I wasn't ready to have kids, but here they are, all 5 of them, and I need to keep them fed. Here, my children, have a meager text post.

I am rewarded for my efforts with a little pop up that says some people reblogged my post. Once again, I cannot imagine why they would do that, but here we are. Back in the reddit lands, there were no tantalizing little notifications for upvotes. There was a little ticker for people to click, but that's passive. I got over a thousand upvotes once and I said "neat." But here on Tumblr, these interactions are active. If I get reblogged, it's not just a passing bit of reassurance. It's someone actually taking the garbage I just spewed out and sticking it up on the fridge for everyone to see.

I'm up on the fridges of like 10 strangers. And I want more.

Such a kick ass design!

Fakemon Challenge #18 - PEEKABIRCH (Dragon/Grass) The Watcher pokemon

Based on birch trees and their eye markins

This pokemon hides among the trees completely motionless for hours, watching pokemon and human pass by. They use their heavy tails and short but wide and strong legs to help keep their long necks straight, mimicking tree trunks.

By being motionless all day, while watching in a meditative state this pokemon has awakened a certain level of psychic powers in them, they can read the toughts of those who pass near them and what once were mere body markings now can be used to watch and feel their surrounding, this power often shows through a low glow along the markings in its body.

If you ever walk through the woods and feel yourself watched, you might be close to a PEEKABIRCH, but dont worry, they just like to watch. nothing else.

Yea because society doesn't give a shit about you once you are no longer a child. Soceity barely care about children, let alone anyone else.

jolteon + feraligatr