Okay I Found A Way To Bypass It It's All Good Now And I Started Writing That Story Want To Keep Everyone

Okay I found a way to bypass it it's all good now and I started writing that story want to keep everyone who's actually interested up to date because I'm so excited to write it thing and I can't get too much into it cuz it's like the biggest spoiler of the story but I need to know if I write this story do I go Crank it up to 11 and make the steaks so high and try and make my audience cry or do I dial it back and still keep that like tension but not as high risk. I'm still thinking about that cuz if I can't get up to 11 there's no chance there's a happy ending but if I keep it a little bit more on the outside they're still chance for Happy ending it's just going to be very tense.

I wanted to make some cute domestic Bowuigi art. This took way too long because I was busy with finals. Plus I like to think that Bowser jr is autistic and loves "creepy cute" media thinking its "Sooo hardcore!" 

You can even see his chew-necklaces, sensory headphones, and introduction flashcards.

So I was looking at the Mario chart and I wanted to figure out everyone's height. So I use the official height of Jumpman himself of 5'1 or 154.94 cm. Considering that it takes six notches on the board to get to Mario's height I divided 154.94 cm by 6 giving me that each notch is about 25.823 repeating. The first character I calculated the height of was Luigi, he is about half a notch taller than Mario so I took my to 25.823 and divided it by 2. Then added that to Mario's height giving me a height of 167.8516 repeating. Or about 5'6. 

The character that I calculated for was Bowser. The tricky thing about Bowser though is that his shell is slightly higher than his actual head so I did two measurements for him. Going up to his shell because it is twice the height of Mario and a lot easier to calculate, he is 309.88 cm or a bit taller than 10'1. However, that height includes his shell, not the top of his head. The top of his head is about a notch and a half shorter than his shell so I calculated for this, about 271.145 cm or about 8'10. Which is interesting because there's a man in the Guinness world record book named Sultan Kösen who is 251 cm or about 8'2. 

The next character I calculate for is rather easy as well, Peach. Not including the crown, she's an entire notch taller. This makes her about 180.763 repeating cm or about 5'9, with the crown though she is about 189.37111107 cm for about 6'1. By the way the crown is about 1/3 of a notch.

The next character on The chopping block is now toad. He stands about 4⅓ notches tall, meaning I can multiply 4⅓ by the height of each notch. Which gives me about 111.901 repeating cm or about 3'8.

This one that I'm going to cover is Kamek. He is another tricky to calculate character because of his hat. The first thing I'm going to go over is his hat included height, which is 129.116 repeating cm or around 4'2. Now this is where we get into a bit of assumptions since we have no models of his hat actually being off but I would assume that he's about four notches high because that's where his hat begins to actually taper into a triangle shape and it's also where you can see the most wrinkles in the hats material. If that is his actual height, then he is about 103.293 repeating cm or just about 3'3.

I didn't bother to calculate the heights for the other two cuz not only are both of them very similar in height but their background characters are not really main characters. I don't think anyone's going to be really shocked if I say that's like 5 ft whatever. If you're curious though you can use the measurements that I used, it's very simple I use desmos.

The thing that I'm still thinking about is Bowser and if his height actually affects him in a physical way because I'm thinking of like the health problems I've very tall athletes usually have. Or if you can think of the episode from the film theorist where they were looking about ant-man's ability to change his height and how that affect him on a physical scale I wonder if the same can be applied to Bowser. Though I don't know he is a fire breathing dragon so I don't know if real world physics would affect him at all. And hell now that I'm thinking about it I might post this on the game theorist subreddit or send this to Matt Pat on Twitter I don't know yet.

Why do my chocolate candy coins have headshots of John f Kennedy on them? Why am I eating headshots of someone who got shot in the head?

Some Mario school doodles (mostly Luigi)

For those in the back who need to know, it is Canon that Luigi wears striped socks. Some may know this some may not it is in the RPGs!

Also you can see the low key rage of Mario not being center stage in this drawing like why does he look so fucking pissed Luigi looks mad too but like less so.