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why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

Okay everyone can u guess what this is an ad for?

I was so wrong

zoros like well you got me there

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

life doesn’t end at 25. life doesn’t end at 27 or 30 either. life doesn’t end at 35 or 45. life doesn’t end at 65. it doesn’t matter how old you are, when you decide to get your high school degree or start a family. it doesn’t matter when you decide to go run a marathon or go travel the world. life is not made up by numbers, age is, and your age is not all that you are. you got time. life doesn’t end until it ends.

ONE PIECE: INSIDE THE STORY | MACKENYU as RORONOA ZORO

remember when tik tok was just a song by ke$ha

"just tell them they got your order wrong!"

"I'D RATHER STARVE"

Deepest apologies to the well-thought-out characters that I created but never wrote the stories for.

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

Hating rich people is not a personality trait…..

Youre right its a way of life

character: *has frost powers* me: your backstory is family related trauma isn’t it

very funny that an older woman living alone with a bunch of cats was always such a negative stereotype. god forbid women experience peace

what’s that old man going to do

i’m a simple girl i see a man with big arms and a kind heart and i get a little stupid

yes i hate being a consumer yes getting a package delivered makes me feel like life is worth living. i contain multitudes. and brain rot

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

Jack Black’s voice is the only power-up I need.