My Own Headcannon As To Bullet Train Characters' Sexuality And Gender, Because I Read The Book And Am

My own headcannon as to Bullet Train characters' sexuality and gender, because I read the book and am going to see the movie again and I have a lot of thoughts (also looooots of projecting on my part):

Nanao/Ladybird: ace and transmasc. Confused in general. Goes by he/they but fine with any pronouns.

The Prince: probably aroace and non binary or genderfluid

Kimura/The Father: the bi icon we need but don't deserve 😔

Lemon: demiboy, goes by he/they, also demiromantic

Tangerine: aro. Fight me on that one (actually please don't). Can't decide for his gender though.

The Hornet: lesbian and ready to kick ass, she/her

Maria: omni and transfem *-*

The Wolf: the token straight of the group

Wait that's so cool

So I had the idea at 2 AM which means it's kind of nonsense in my head but can I suggest a Bullet Train 2 that's on a cruise? Obviously, it would have the fruit twins in it, and then a target to shoot (maybe all the assassins have to kill the same target, or maybe all the assassins are sent to kill each other again, or the twins ARE the target or something), and it would mostly be during the night (did I read too much Agatha Christie? Yes), but yeah, I just really want a sequel for the Fruit Twins :') also dunno if someone suggested that before

the duffers really couldn’t let eddie live, despite the possibility him getting arrested would leave for a heist episode?

will and robin and enzo working together to create an escape plan. erica and steve and eleven and jim sneaking into the prison. eleven breaking open doors with her mind. suzie disabling security systems while eden keeps their dad busy. lucas and dustin giving them directions from the hospital. eddie quipping “aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?” to steve and the reference going about six feet over his head. nancy and jonathan and argyle being the escape drivers and doing something that furthers the supernatural plot of the show. some poor guard telling hopper he’ll call the police, and hopper just telling him he is the police.

guys this is what we missed out on. for real.

This man...

Random Scisaac headcanons because... because.

-Scott is a Ghibli movie fan. Obviously, he loves Princess Mononoke (the whole wolf and nature and weapon thing) but his favorite is still Totoro, just because he cried watching it for the first time because he also wanted to have a giant weirdass creature friend and take the cat-bus.

-Isaac listens to the Beatles. Does it have anything to do with my recent addiction to 'here comes the sun'? Maybe. Still, that's his favorite song, even if he likes to pretend his favorite is 'octopus's garden'.

-that's not even a headcanon, but Isaac is a sweater guy. He is a sweater guy, he has a whole ass part of his closet dedicated to sweaters, he never goes out without one, even on a sunny day you bet he has a sweater somewhere within reach.

-Scott whistles. A lot.

-Scott is unbeateable at Disney blind test. Litteraly knows the song at the first note.

-Scott is a Marvel fan (and Isaac a DC fan) but he loves Superman and Isaac adores Spiderman.

-Isaac knows every line in 'Princess and the Frog' and mutters along when he watches it.

-they exercise together, even if Isaac is more of a 'leg for days' guy and Scott focuses on arm strength.

-Isaac has a Pinterest board just for things he saw that might interest Scott.

-Scott keeps buying soaps and jam and it's taking over their life.