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you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

oh thinking about crows. they are so silly. and serious. the best creature this world has…

Blood Gulch doggos 🐕

The only one set in stone in my mind was Caboose, cause of course he had to be a frigging retriever ❤

I was there. Can say that it was a massive confusion-

that moment when your server is blown away by the fact prowls chevron is in fact blue and the gold is a grayish magenta so you end up going on a huge rant borderline lesson about color theory

they cant handle any more

if marc and/or steven is/are your comfort character/s, babe maybe it's time to book an appointment with the therapist

Alright i don't understand why some people want this Khonshu

To be ended up as this Khonshu at the end of the show

What i mean is, why some people out there wishing mcu Khonshu to be killed, ended up as Lemire's Khonshu ? Because im telling you buddy

1. Each comic Khonshu is different. And this Khonshu is made within the same year release

2. MCU Khonshu is started as abusive, but later got his character development. Ain't no way Lemire's Khonshu would do something that sacrifice his freedom

3. That being said, killing MCU Khonshu the same way in the Lemire's run would ruin his whole character. There's no point for that.

Lemire's Khonshu wasn't a real Khonshu, rather a negative voice inside Marc. He's the voice that ruin his life. As he's not actually real, the trio can kill him "easily" by embracing their mental condition. MCU Khonshu on the other hand, is real. He was meant to be a literal God, hence we can see other avatars and Gods. I get that episode 4 is the show's turning point but should it be 100% based from Jeff Lemire's comic, it would ruin the whole show. Hell even Taweret and other Gods ain't there so nahh.

TLDR ; Khonshu in the show is nothing like Khonshu in Lemire's comic so Marc, Jake, and Steven killing him wouldn't make any sense in mcu

Aye cunt ye won’t get out of this one

you can’t ‘i’m just a little guy’ your way out of this one cunt

you can’t ‘i’m just a little guy’ your way out of this one cunt

having online friends is just “i made food does anyone want some” “i’m gonna fight ur dad” “remember that time you made a typo a year ago that we Still remind you of daily” “i know your deepest trauma but not your last name” “here are the random plants i associate you with” “good morning at 9pm” “goodnight at 7am” “my dog says hi” “LMAO NERD. keep talking about obscure anime tho i’m interested” “hey i know you’re asleep right now but this meme made me think of you” “if we were irls we’d Totally be dating by now” “one day when we live together....” “dude i bet i can jump higher than you let’s have a contest Right Now” “i don’t know what this weird school rivalry you have is but i support you!!!!!!” “getting in the car Right Now to give you a hug” “if i eat lunch while you eat dinner it’s basically like we’re eating together” “i am holding your hand as we speak” “i am kissing you on the forehead right now” “here let me braid your hair for you” “i love you” “i love you” “i love you”

so simmons likes tentacles and sarge likes hole. excited for grif's kink reveal next week!

there are many benefits to being a Naval Salior

it used to be pretty common for there to be cats on boats. they’d take care of any rodents who would chew on ropes or wires and spread diseases. sailors were also superstitious and believed that having a cat aboard would bring good luck! this belief passed on to their wives, who kept cats - especially black ones who were believed to be extra lucky - at home in order to keep their husbands safe when at sea.

another popular superstition? that if a cat came aboard it was a sign of luck, but if it only boarded halfway and then left, it was a sign of bad luck.

most ship’s cats are only found in modern times on private vessels, but they have roots going back to early history. one such example is the Vikings, who took cats with them on expeditions.

Sources: Ship’s Cats, @Manglewood

Hmm.

Bitches will play a whole ass game for like 3 cutscenes with a character they love just to feel something

Transformers Prime where everything is the same except Ratchet has a cat that just meows at him all the time

cock. balls, even.

Steven Grant saying "Goat" when he saw a goat is giving best boy energy.

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We love you~

Perhaps I do! 😭

I'm calling CB the Juicy Caboosey for the rest of my life.

You are awful/j

I'm calling CB the Juicy Caboosey for the rest of my life.

Look at this awful stinky man. I love him

2017 workshop caboose sound like if you literally took cb and bv and mushed them together to create literally the worst caboose. anyway heres CV, the worst caboose.