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—under wraps. (m)

⟶ pairing: taehyung x fem!reader

⟶ words: 15,062

⟶ rating: 18+

⟶ genre: enemies-to-lovers / fake dating / fluff / smut

⟶ summary: there’s nothing you and taehyung seem to hate more than each other - except for christmas. having recently been dumped by your (now ex) boyfriend only seems to make this holiday even worse. but when taehyung suggests that you should pretend to be dating each other to save you both the embarrassment, pity, and bothersome questions from family and friends alike for a fun carefree month of celebrations, you can’t possibly say no.

⟶ warnings: mentions of alcohol, jung wooyoung is reader’s ex oops, some pretty cheesy moments, slow and soft sex, unprotected sex, exhibitionism (sort of??), dry humping, missionary, fingering (fem receiving), oral sex (fem receiving), breast play, creampie

⟶ author’s note: finally!!! here’s my fic for the christmas in july collab, specifically my part in a hoeliday well spent hosted by the wonderful @kookdiaries (who also made the beautiful banner for this fic), @xiaokoo, and @kithtaehyung​!!! this fic is also loosely inspired by the movie holidate!! i hope you all enjoy it! ❄️🤍

“You really should start putting yourself out there again. No one wants to be alone for the holidays.”

Ah, the holidays.

If there is one thing for certain, there is nothing you hate more than Christmas.

Well, aside from the tacky decorations infused heavily with pine and ginger aromas, the cheap tinsel, the glittery miniature reindeers and Santas, and the persisting tune of All I Want for Christmas playing wherever you go in every store and on every radio station, and cheesy Hallmark movies ━ all byproducts of the season that you technically don’t mind indulging in from time to time if it weren’t for the way they start to crop up in the public unreasonably the day after Halloween, and multiply with each week like Santa’s very merry golden touch. Because the truth of the matter is that you may not be the trademarked Grinch who despises Christmas for what it is, but rather it’s the increasing concerns that come with it for your love life that you suffer every year from your family and friends alike that you can’t stand.

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bloom

→ kim taehyung x (f) reader

→ summary He is your guard and such has always been his place, one step behind you but never beside you. → warnings mentions of arranged marriages, annoying social structures, talk about being ‘owned’ by men, regency era, princess!oc, knight!taehyung, ridiculous use of formal speech -_-  → rating m (18+) due to one sex mention + future smut → genre angst, romance, historical (?), eventual smut → word count 4.3k

→ notes tough to write but I had fun!!! part one of two <3 lemme know if u see grammar mistakes… after a while I became immune sorry yall rippp

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no choice (next to you) | myg

summary: the pros of your last-minute senior year apartment sublet: cheap, furnished, close to campus, in a gorgeous old victorian conversion home, and right next to the greek takeout place.

the cons of your last-minute senior year apartment sublet: min yoongi, senior member of the beta tau sigma fraternity, and his party-throwing, vodka-loving, ruckus-making fraternity buddies, are your neighbors.

{college!au, frat boy!au, neighbor!au, enemies to lovers!au}

pairing: yoongi x reader genre: fluff, comedy est. word count: 13k warnings: alcohol consumption, frat parties, misunderstandings as a plot device, idiots being idiots, frat boys being frat boys, hawaiian pizza slander, yoongi says things that could be construed as sexist but they actually are not i promise you just need to read the fic ;-; a/n: here it is!!!! a very happy 4 years to gukyi.tumblr.com, and an even happier 8 years to the men who made it all possible, bangtan themselves! i hope you enjoy this frat party of a fic: loud, chaotic, and filled with college boys. much love to you all, always and forever <3 guyi

The first time you meet Min Yoongi you are hunched over the kitchen sink of the Beta Tau Sigma fraternity house, throwing up vodka and Sprite like it’s nobody’s business. Except it apparently is someone’s business, because from behind you, over the booming rap music and the thumping bass emanating from the speakers, you hear a voice. 

“Well, at least it’s not the floor.”

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the end.

➜ Words: 31k

➜ Genres: 50% Fluff, 50% Angst

➜ Summary: It’s been a habit of yours to vent in the form of love letters. There’s six in total. They’re kept secret, hidden in your closet. But on your 30th birthday, what you least expect is for each letter to become reality. All done by the whacky ghost of Christmas future trying to grant your birthday wish.

➜ Notes: Loosely inspired by To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

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Finally, third way: #BAEKHYUN, today.

'rewind : blossom' will have a limited physical cassette tape player with bluetooth capability. the album will include various goods such as stickers, notebook, photocard, retro poster, and calendar. other benefits mentioned: title artist skit track, video call clip.

presale begins march 12th (src)

Finding Christmas again

Characters: Taehyung x Reader

Word count: 21K

Synopsis:  After a lifetime’s worth of turbulent and miserable Christmases with your family, you finally make the executive decision to spend this year’s Christmas alone. 

However, when you take home a box of old Christmas decorations from your friend’s shop, it seems that this Christmas is set to be different from the others.  

ChristmasScarecrow!Tae x human!Reader

Notes: Here it is!!! My contibution to the @thebtswritersclub​ secret santa (and also their monthly holiday prompt, Holiday/festival)!!!  And my secret santa is…. *drum roll*….

Hi @pars-ley​​, Merry Christmas!!!!! I hope you enjoy your secret santa!! 

Anyway, I know the premise sounds weird but bear with me!!!! It’s kinda cute, I promise!!

Rating: PG13

Genre: Fluff, angst

Warnings: Mentions of divorce, fighting, alcoholism, depression, mean step-siblings (OC’s family). Mentions of house break-ins, some kissing and some ANGST, santa is real, really poorly explained world mechanics that are kind of glossed over because I’m lazy LOL

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A Holly, Jolly Crisis (M)

Author: @kpopfanfictrash as part of the Once Upon a Holiday… collaboration with @underthejoon , @fantasybangtan​ , @lamourche​ , @hobidreams​ , @suga-kookiemonster​ , @junghelioseok​  [ LINK TO BE ADDED LATER ]

Creative Contributor: @baebae-goodnight made this ridiculously gorgeous moodboard TT

Pairing: Hoseok / Reader (female)

Genre: Ex-Best Friends to Lovers / Rom-Com / Angst (?) / Holiday

Word Count: 36,243

Rating/Warnings: 18+ for sexual content. Fingering, Hoseok has a dirty mouth, Y/N semi-jokingly offers to slap him & he’s into it, condom-less sex, squirting, multiple orgasms, rough sex. Multiple friends/family members mention the reader has lost weight, but the reader’s exact weight isn’t specified. Seokjin uses a spatula as a microphone.

Summary:   At this time last year, you thought you had it all. A kick-ass screenwriting job for the hottest TV show in LA, an actor boyfriend whose career was taking off and an affordable apartment with not one, but two bathrooms. Fast-forward to now and you’re single, soon-to-be jobless and searching for a way to scrape together January rent. Everything seems to be falling apart, which was why you told your family you weren’t coming home for the holidays. Enter your little sister, Sara, who recently became engaged to her boyfriend, Yoongi and needs you home to celebrate. The biggest problem? Returning home means you’ll be forced to face everything and everyone you left behind, including Yoongi’s best man – and your ex-best friend, Hoseok.

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Kitchen Romance

➜ Words: 11.1k

➜ Genres: 95% Fluff, 5% Angst, Chef!AU

➜ Summary: You come from a long line of matchmakers. Your ancestors’ ancestors were matchmakers and it’s all because of a special, inborn gift. A gift that allows you to see each person’s fated ones above their heads. But it’s not so much a gift when one day, your boss walks in with YOU above him.

cr.

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to my dear friend. | 1

genre. college au. fwb. f2l.

words. 6.1k

warnings. exhibitionism. alcohol. eventual smut.

synopsis. “don’t confuse your party friends with your real friends.” (x)

muses. party friend!jungkook x reader ft. ex-boyfriend!namjoon. ft. best friend!taehyung

the question is, who’s your real friend?

striking up an unlikely pact to look out for each other’s backs at parties, is the last thing you expect to do with jeon jungkook. sure, you may or may not find a reason to laugh at his lousy antics and corny pick up lines - he’s also a great kisser but that’s besides the point.

the point is, you’d like to keep him as that - the friend that you meet at parties and parties only. so when you see him on your campus grounds, naturally your first instinct is to stop, turn the opposite way you’re heading and where he’s coming from - and start fast-walking to the other end of the campus like the devil is after you.

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BAEKHYUN — ’Candy’ MV #1

‘delight’ itunes booklet

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⇾ plums & melons | 03

⇁ female reader x jimin 

⇁ drama, smut || brother’s best friend!au

⇁ the bad decisions continue, substance abuse, the gang’s porn preferences, jungkook has a hentai collection but hey what’s new, hoseok is your neighborhood weed dealer, the fear of inappropriate boners, feelings™

⇁ 10k

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The long time running game between you and your brother’s best friend started when you noticed his fascination with boobs—yours specifically. It was never supposed to amount to more than harmless flirting and lingering glances, but now, one year later, Jimin was ready to change that.

↳ alternatively: Jimin and you play a game. the loser is fucked. metaphorically. literally. all of the above??

author’s note | i can’t count the number of times i considered abandoning this fic - but here we are, three years and 7 rewrites later lmao. ty x100000 to everyone who expressed their interest, encouraged me, and saw something in this story worth continuing !! i really wouldn’t have finished this without you. thank you ! 

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may 2020 wkorea q&a

q: music wise, was there a period of time where you fell into a slump?

baekhyun: when exo first started activities, the time when we crossed from ‘mama’ to ‘wolf’. when debut happened and i suddenly received a lot of attention, then singing became scary for this kid who was confident. i kept doubting it, “my singing must sound weird”, that was when i started to have interest in vocalization and studied a lot. while the fear disappeared bit and bit, i was able to predict how my voice would sound when doing lives. how i should do it this time around, how can i change it up, and if there was a tone that i liked, i would work hard to apply it on other songs.

Junmyeon singing a part of the song from his musical The Man Who Laughts!

Baekhyun ✧ W Korea Magazine May 2020 Issue — 3 covers & prev

Lost and Found 03: My Happy Thought (M) | JHS

✴ Summary | Peter Pan AU ✴

    ↳ The only hope you had of ending your exile and earning your life back came in the form of an infuriating and uncatchable man: Hoseok. He seemed to love the endless game of cat-and-mouse you two played - so much, in fact, that you were unsure if you were the cat or the mouse. What he failed to realize was that there was a third player, and this one wasn’t after him. The Crocodile hunted you with an intensity that rivaled the way you chased Hoseok, but with one difference: the games he played were deadly.

       ✦ Pairing: Peter Pan Hoseok x Captain Hook Reader

       ✦ Supporting Cast:  Smee + Ex Lost Boy Namjoon; Tinkerbelle Yoongi; Lost Boy Jimin; Lost Boy Seokjin; Lost Boy Jungkook; Original Characters

       ✦ Word Count: 5.7k

       ✦ Genre: Enemies to Lovers / Smut / Fluff / Angst / Fantasy / Thriller / Humor / Action

       ✦ Rating: Explicit / 18+

       ✦ Chapters: One: Tick Tock  / Two: Fairy Dust / Three: My Happy Thought

       ✦ CW: sexual content (making out, grinding, groping) / violence (non-gory physical altercations/fighting; wound mention; blood mention)  / swearing / weapons (Hook has… a hook) / other (Hook is missing a hand; scenes involving heights/falling; scenes involving fear of drowning/running water; a dangerous entity)

       ✦ Lost and Found Masterlist |  Bedtime Stories Masterlist

       ✦Master Masterlist

       ✦ A/N: Lost and Found is part of my Bedtime Stories series, which is a BTS x Fairy Tale-inspired series. Each installment in the AU series is based on a different fairy tale and features a different member as the main love interest. Each can also stand on its own, though there may be easter eggs for those of you who check out the others, so please keep in mind that there is a masterlist available for both Lost and Found and Bedtime Stories. I hope you enjoy this chapter, guys. 💙

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Lost and Found 02: Fairy Dust (M) | JHS

✴ Summary | Peter Pan AU ✴

     ↳ The only hope you had at ending your exile and earning your life back came in the form of an infuriating and uncatchable man: Hoseok. He seemed to love the endless game of cat-and-mouse you two played - so much, in fact, that you were unsure if you were the cat or the mouse. What he failed to realize was that there was a third player, and this one wasn’t after him. The Crocodile hunted you with an intensity that rivaled the way you chased Hoseok, but with one difference: the games he played were deadly.

        ✦ Pairing: Peter Pan Hoseok x Captain Hook Reader

        ✦ Supporting Cast:  Smee + Ex Lost Boy Namjoon; Tinkerbelle Yoongi; Lost Boy Jimin; Lost Boy Seokjin; Lost Boy Jungkook; Original Characters

        ✦ Word Count: 12.4k

        ✦ Genre: Enemies to Lovers / Smut / Fluff / Angst / Fantasy / Thriller / Humor / Action

        ✦ Rating: Explicit / 18+

        ✦ Chapters: One / Two (FYI - somewhere between writing the first and second chapter, I realized I prefer writing in present tense. Please ignore the tense change until I can go back and edit chapter one.)

        ✦ CW: slapstick violence, swearing, sexual tension between multiple characters, bratty BTS, allusions to Hook’s PTSD, previous character death mention, survivor’s guilt, brief sexual content, giant insects, carnivorous plants, Hoseok’s shadows back at it again, Yoongi voice: punitive justice, brief piracy mention, more sexual tension, 

        ✦ Lost and Found Masterlist |  Bedtime Stories Masterlist

        ✦ Master Masterlist

        ✦ A/N: Lost and Found is part of my Bedtime Stories series, which is a BTS x Fairy Tale-inspired series. Each installment in the AU series is based on a different fairy tale and features a different member as the main love interest. Each can also stand on its own, though there may be easter eggs for those of you who check out the others, so please keep in mind that there is a masterlist available for both Lost and Found and Bedtime Stories. I know a lot of you have been waiting for more Lost and Found. I hope you enjoy it, and I’m planning releasing chapter 3 very soon. 💙

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Self-Portrait • SUHO

The EXO’luxion ✦ Full Moon + Machine + Drop That + Let Out The Beast + Run

EXO-L Revival [Week 1] ⇢ Favourite performance

Taehyung’s double selcas

Worshipers of the Sea

A Parallel Series/Companion Piece: Worshipers of the Sky

➜ Words: 16.3k

➜ Genres: 98% Fluff, 1% Angst, Pirate!AU, Mermaid!AU, God!AU

➜ Summary: You are the greatest pirate to set sail across the ocean and self-proclaimed ruler of the ocean. But when the true God of the Sea catches wind of your hubris, he punishes you — taking your legs and turning it into a tail.

➜ Notes: This story shares the same universe as Worshipers of the Sky. They are companion pieces, but it is not necessary to read one before the other. Each can be read as a stand-alone piece. Enjoy!

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Take a chance. | Masterlist

Pairing: Jungkook x reader

Synopsis:

You should have known the second your business partner asked you to plan his best friend’s wedding as a favour that it was going to be nothing but trouble. Especially when it turns out he’s in love with said best friend. And dying of a deadly disease because of it.

Hanahaki!au

Chapters:

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7