Upon Seeing The Pascal Car Post I Got Curious - What Do You Think The Pizza Tower (from Ur AU) Characters

Upon seeing the pascal car post I got curious - what do you think the Pizza Tower (from ur AU) characters would like as their cars/motorcycles/etc? Just for fun lmfao

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Firstly, it's not au lol, it's just interpretation but thank you for the ask

Ahem

Peppino is loyal to his CRUSTY ASS vespa. He is not replacing it, that thing is on life support. Tho he can drive a car too if necessary

Noise defo owns every type of vehicle known to man with how rich his ass is, but alas

He doesn't know how to drive any of them, his ass doesn't have a license and he's banned from getting one. He just has his skateboard and jetpack for transport tho

Noisette 👏teleports 👏

I have no idea what Gustavo uses for transport oh gee. Can anyone help me on this one? I think he uses a deer or a bull. Man I'm so stumped you guys. If only there was a level in the game that can answer the question!

We all know Pepperman is a car jock. He probably owns like three identical cars from different companies, CUSTOM MADE. He used to have five identical cars but he crashed two of em. One for a performance art and the other because he thought it would be funny

Vigilante drives a truck and knows how to tame and ride a bunch of animals. He prefers the critters more, the truck is mostly for business reasons like produce delivery or smthn.

Fake Peppino uses his sheer fucking will to transport himself. Bro runs faster than Peppino in the boss fight, ain't no wayyyy

Pizzahead ALSO teleports but he crashes from the sky unlike Noisette who just spawns next to you. If not teleportation, he uses a fuck ass unicycle, Pizzaface or his own two legs to power walk without ceasing

Mr Stick uses anything but a vehicle cuz his ass is so Inspector Gadget. Okay maybe he also uses a car from the 80s

Gerome and John teleports

Vigi recruits the help of a few buddies to try gather evidence that Mr Stick is commiting tax fraud. Instead they accidentally find out that he's a dork and also gay

doodle world…. i luve ou❤️❤️😭😭😭

doodle world

Bro are you okay? Your gloves are kinda...

Peppino...?: "Oh, don't you worry your little head off about me! I've finally managed to let loose- to ah... relax! Isn't that-a a good thing?

Peppino?: "Besiiiiiides, why worry about me when you have PLENTY of other intruders to talk to? There's-a no need to bother me while I work. Go stop them instead, stall them if possible. Give me some damn ENTERTAINMENT!" "..."

"There is the matter of those... two, however. The two I can't seem to be able to-a... reach right now."

Peppino...?: "I'm-a sure they'll come out of hiding sooner or later, but... where in the world could they be?"