Can I Have Headcanons With Swerve Being In A Relationship With A Human? Maybe A Little Angst And Fluff?

Can I have headcanons with swerve being in a relationship with a human? maybe a little angst and fluff?

//:) you asked for it//

Swerve dating human SO:

-He loves to pick you up and holdyou against his chest plate. You’re just so tiny!

-Throughout his time knowingyou, Swerve picks up your more human habits. When you sneeze, he says blessyou. You apologize to inanimate objects when you walk into them, now so does he.

-Swerve doesn’t know a lotabout Earth animals, so you show him some books about them. He’s a big fan ofthe classic Zoobooks for their colorful pages, and also because you have somany from childhood.

-Sometimes Swerve pretends he’srecharging when you go to sleep so he can just watch you. He’s noticed how you’vechanged through the years he’s known you, and he’s afraid to think about howlittle time you have left compared to him. Swerve doesn’t want to miss amoment, but he wonders if he’s taking up too much of your life you could spendliving on Earth.

-Swerve would change anythingabout himself to be with you. He would be kinder, less talkative, would start readingmore or try to earn more money if you’ll just love him. You love him alreadybut he’s afraid one day you’ll realize you could do so much better.

-The first and last thing hesays to you when he wakes up or goes to bed, is “I love you”. He’s almost diedso many times just being on the Lost Light, Swerve needs you to know he lovesyou everyday he’s alive or will ever be alive. And if either of you die in ahorrible accident, he’ll still love you.

-You guys take a ton ofpictures together and even though Swerve doesn’t ever likes how he looks, youwon’t let him delete a single picture.

-You tell Swerve you’llalways be in love with him, and it instantly makes him break down crying. He can’tstand knowing that for once he’s truly loved, but one day it will be taken fromhim and he’ll have to live without you. He doesn’t sleep those nights.