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Martha Gets A Twisted Kind Of Validation Out Of Mayberry's Violent Possessive Behavior, She Regularly
Martha gets a twisted kind of validation out of Mayberry's violent possessive behavior, she regularly flirts with people just to watch Mayberry beat them senseless then drag her home and angrily rail her brains out, and is just in general enjoying her afterlife being a bratty power bottom,
Mayberry insists to anyone who sees them that Martha is a slave being forced to keep her house clean cook her meals ect, because she's very busy with being a valuable commodity in hell as a teacher with up to date credentials who you can trust around kids, Martha is not her house wife, and she could care less about her, then rips someone's eye out for winking at Martha while screaming not to touch her woman,
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More Posts from Thanotosomega
Lute posts a selfie with Emily waving in the background with the caption " about to be super straight will share video after"
Later just posts "Got my ass dragged out of the closet, I ain't posting that shit."
season 2 prediction after a particularly fucked up event Val ends up singing his own version of poison where he admits Angel Dust and the drugs are destroying him and turn him into a monster he hates, but that they also numb the guilt and pain that they caused, throughout the song he struggles to resist getting more drugs only to cave at the end.
Only to discover that Vox and Velvette took them all and have locked him in his room that was angel proofed so he can't bust out, and are going to force him to detox.
We get jokes about how he just sung a whole ass song about how much he wants to be saved from the drugs, and when he tries to invoke how terrible doing this to an addict actually is, Velvette reminds him he's immortal.
Loot AU: Relationship Upgrade
Loot approaches Charlie having learned the secret to killing angels, Charlie gives a warm smile and holds up a small knife,"I got you a souvenir." She declares softly to show Loot that her anger over hiding her angelic nature has abated.
Loot feels tears welling up and wipes them away "Of course you would forgive me." She says smiling back at Charlie, "You always forgive people, always see the best in us and try to bring it out for everyone else to see, that's why I love you."
Charlie looks off to the side, "You mean, that's what you love about me right?" Charlie utters having accepted that Loot only sees her as a friend.
Loot cups Charlie's face the same gentle way she had done for her in their first meeting in that dark alley years ago, and says "No."
Charlie's eyes wide and she blurts out "Oh fuck i-is this actually happening?" Loot leans in closer "I feel the same way I just didn't want to make you feel pressured! I mean I still don't so if you don't want to do thi..." Charlie's rambles are cut off as she closes that last tiny distance to press her lips against Loot's.
Charlie wraps her arms around Loot's waste pulling them together, Loot hugs Charlie back... Despite her hands still being on Charlie's face... As the two separate Charlie looks down to figure out the logistics of this and her eyes widen "Loot! Your wings grew back!" She exclames at the sight of the newly regrown appendages.
Loot simply stares dreamily at Charlie "Hmm? Oh cool I have those again." She utters completely uninterested in this decidedly not Charlie kissing news, before leaning back in to kiss her again.
When the two separate again Charlie rests her forehead against Loot's and giggles "Come on, let's go home." She turns draping her arm over Loot's shoulder and leading her back to the Hotel.
Loot AU: First meeting
Lute is fading in and out of consciousness in a back alley of hell, during one bout of awareness she sees a figure approaching her, her effort to respond puts to much stress on her and she blacks out, as the world fades away she hears a the stranger call out "woah! easy there."
When Lute awakens she sees the figure leaning over her, in a burst of adrenaline she grabs them by the shirt with her remaining arm and slams them against the opposite wall holding them aloft snarling in fear pain and anger.
"Oh good your awake!" Charlie proclaimed entirely to cheerfully for someone being held 2 feet off the ground, "Are the bandages ok?" She nervously reached up and tucked her hair behind her ear, "Not to tight?"
Lute looked at her quizzically before looking down at her missing arm and chest seeing her wounds were indeed dressed, with no imminent threat her adrenaline failed her and she lowered Charlie to the ground before stumbling back trying to steady herself nearly falling when she tripped over her own discarded mask and sword, Lute panicked seeing that she hadn't put any distance between herself and those items her eyes widening with horror realizing that her true nature would be exposed.
Then she was pulled from the panic by the sensation of Charlie's hands very gently cupping her face and pulling her eyes to meet her own, "It's ok." She assured her, "It's over now, they're gone, they won't hurt you anymore." Charlie's voice cracked a little as she said those reassurances.
Charlie released Lute's face and put a steadying hand on the wounded woman's shoulder, " My name is Charlie." She declared regaining her perky tone, "what's yours?"
"It's Lute." Catching her self Lute hastily added "Umm spelled with two O's! Like you know Loot as in looting because I'm a sinner and we like to like loot things!" Loot cringed at that, not even Emily was naive enough to buy that.
"Well Loot!" Charlie declared buying it, "I know post extermination is usually prime time for your namesake, but given your condition how about you take a rain check and I get you something to eat? Help you get your strength back?" With that Charlie turned towards the exit to the alley and began calling for Razzle and Dazzle.
Loot watched her walk away and reached up touching her cheek where one of Charlie's hands had rested so gently, and felt herself blushing, ""Looting"" her sword, she followed after.
This started as me just wanting to do a joke about Loot threatening to kill charlie and her still doing the hair tuck, and got way out of hand.
Carmilla smiled it had been a lovely birthday, Breakfast with her daughters who then joined her and Zestiel for lunch, and supper at her favorite restaurant with Velvette, who had agreed to her request.
Now back in her bedroom she slipped on the fancy looking but cheap gown she had gotten for this game, it looked the part of a Victorian lady's finery but would be no loss when her lover, playing the role of a dastardly scoundrel tore it off to claim her prize.
Carmilla shivered with excitement and lay herself down to await the arrival of the the game's villain, it did seem to be taking a while longer than she expected Velvette had insisted on making a proper costume for herself, maybe she got lost in the creative process? No Carmilla dismissed that this was her birthday gift Velvette could be less than a perfect partner but not nearly that bad.
Carmilla giggled perhaps she was playfully pretending to sneak up here Velvette could be quite the tease so delaying in such a way was surely well within her.
Then suddenly the door to the bedroom slammed open Clara flying through it landing halfway across the room and nearly sliding the rest of the way to the opposing wall, followed by a costumed Velvette ducking and weaving to avoid a flurry of kicks from Odette.
"Girls!" Carmilla shouted stopping the fight and drawing all eyes to her, "That's Velvette!" She declared pointing to her disguised lover.
The Carmine sisters looked to their mother and back to Velvette and answered in unison "We know."
Carmilla crossed her arms and gave her daughters a stern glare "I invited her here." She said thoroughly unimpressed.
"We know." Came the response from her daughters.
Carmilla pinched her brow in frustration "I'm sorry this didn't work out Velvette." She apologized, looking dejected and embarrassed.
"Oh hell no!" Velvette shouted " I am not getting schlick bricked!" Odette looked unimpressed while Clara looked like she was ill from the gross term, Velvette marched towards the bed "I am fucking your fine ass till the break of dawn!" She turns and points to the distressed Carmine sisters, "Get out or it gets weird!" When they were to slow for Velvette's liking she she grabbed Carmilla by the hair and pulled her face next to hers "The safe word is harder mommy!" She growled through gritted teeth.
Clara tripped more than once in her mad dash to get out of the room, Odette stood there to stunned to react until her sister reached back and pulled her along.
Carmilla nearly giggled at the sight before she was suddenly shoved down Velvette straddling her "Well well." Velvette remarked looking over Carmilla with hunger in her eyes, "I'd thought to make off with some of the family jewels, but it seems I've found far more..." Her eyes linger on Carmilla's bosom, "Bountiful treasures to claim." And began kissing Carmilla's neck, intent on giving her girlfriend the night she'd promised.