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Pocket elves.

Is there any upper limit to Cyana's shape shifting? Like, can she straight up transform into anything, or are there certain things she can't transform into?

She can only shape shift into things that are around or under her height, as going taller requires more energy and can get taxing

I love how my brain has no real continuity. One minute, my brain is playing the Lego breaking sound effect from the Lego games, and the next, I’m thinking of an entire novel plot line.

Man, have I got the kitchen for you.

Do you have a favourite scientific phenomenon?

(Mine is the photoelectric effect)

Aurora Borealis

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021          11 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

There must be cake if she’s going THAT fast.

Listens to Honeycomb Highway once

Jawbreaker.

reminder that things like carbs and fats and oils–those are GOOD things. those are valuable things that have served humans well for thousands of years. those are fundamental things that keep us alive and healthy. the issue is that our current food system gives us unprecedented access to those foods, and not enough access to the other types of foods we need to balance them out. a balanced diet is a diverse diet.

most of us don’t need to eat less, we need to eat differently. and the diets of millions of individuals–that’s not a reflection of personal choice, that’s a reflection of our food systems, and the governments and corporations that control them. if you want people to make better choices, first give people access to better choices. 

Suffering, same as you.

good morning bitches what the hell are you losers doing awake

(Loads glock)

Right, give me all your seratonin or Perish.

This is...uncalled for but I love it???

*blinks* (quietly) yes, ten points!

every time i blink my eyes it makes the tiny water-filled ring toss game in my head go whoosh

I don’t think I can post a picture of myself, it might drive some mad to see my true form.

I find ugly things quite enjoyable we should have more of them

Bezos (venomous)

Antifa (appreciative)

Bitchboy (affectionate)

*sprays jeff bezos* BAD, go into the corner.

u know how we use spray bottles to train animals not to misbehave?

we should do that more w/ people

No, fuck you *wholesomizes you blog*

fuck you *unromanticizes your apocalypse*

Pizza time.

What if I told you this whole time the P.M. stood for Pizza Man?

Since people are following me, guess I gotta say something funny so here goes...

Mitosis.

That’s wrong, he’s wearing clothes.

Rate those pink animals: axolotl, orchid mantis,pink fairy armadillo, pink hand fish, NAKED MOLE RAT(my favorite), roseate spoonbill.

u know the drill tumblr i will rate them for 4 dollars

Me to my shadow demons:

Social distancing guys.

Is this before or after you put them in the dirt, Gaud?

the jelly bean company is raffling off an entire candy factory, willy wonka golden ticket style, and that is still not enough of an incentive to convince me jelly beans belong anywhere but the grave

Yeah

Lets-a-go

Yes, where all clowns come from, also known as

The Great Prision

clown dimension

This is a self-portrait that I made

You guys just ever have a day where you wanna just be an ancient lovecraftian god and make the people around you suffer while you eat pizza, laughing