OMFG BANG CHAN FROM STRAY KIDS AND ALYCIA DEBNAM-CAREY(ACTRESS FROM THE 100, FEAR THE WALKING DEAD, ETC.)

OMFG BANG CHAN FROM STRAY KIDS AND ALYCIA DEBNAM-CAREY(ACTRESS FROM THE 100, FEAR THE WALKING DEAD, ETC.) WENT TO THE SAME HIGH-SCHOOL IN AUSTRALIA !!

Small ass world !! 🤯😱

soooo— this so be hella accurate and i’m scared lmaooo 😂😂

00 line as the try guys

oh heck ok

SO WAS PRETTY INSPIRED BY LISA’S ( @rxnjuns ) BFU AU WITH MARKHYUCK SO HERE, HAVE THE ONLY OTHER GOOD THING TO COME FROM BUZZFEED JUXTAPOSED WITH 00 LINE

eugene - jaemin

doesnt try to win anything or be the best at anything

literally always wins and is the best 

the other 3 all have crushes on him

everyone watching… has a crush on him

carries a flask with him everywhere. what’s in it? no damn clue. he won’t tell anyone 

king of one liners and sarcastic KO’s

curious but hides it

KING OF BEING BEST DRESSED

shitposts on instagram about his dogs 

cries over chick flicks but tells absolutely nobody

side-eyes jeno constantly

always this close to ending hyuck’s life

most cynical about trying stuff but always the most into it in the end

pouty!jaemin

always trying to set renjun up with people 

wears rompers to work

looks forward to episodes with animals

perfectionist

enjoys working alone much of the time but really values input from the other three

smiles with his eyes first while trying to keep his mouth straight and always fails

ned - jeno

unironically says “oh yeaaaah” when he thinks something’s cool

says stuff that makes him sound like a dad

tries to be “hip with the kids”

fails…like… super epicly

talks about people he loves a lot like… he’s pretty full of love

constantly competing with jaemin 

really matter-of-fact 

always excited about whatever they’re doing

loves taking on challenges

especially enjoys episodes with kids

always smiling for the camera

always has something to say and his words are almost always insightful or important

brings sports into everything 

goes to the gym often and tells literally everyone that he goes to the gym often

gets weirdly excited over soccer 

has a polo collection and thinks that it’s super cool even though jaemin does not stop roasting him on it

does his best to keep the mood of the 4 up but in a really lowkey manner

hypes himself up

hypes the others up

does weird accents or noises sometimes but is usually pretty… chill 

keith - donghyuck

always says “i’m gonna win/do the best”

always loses to jaemin

the lowkey comedic relief

l o u d

likes being the center of attention

only wears shirts that are his favorite color (red)

has a really extra speech prepared for the day that he finally one-ups jaemin

likes button-downs

plays dirty during episodes for the camera but is really, really very sweet

is sappy, pretends not to be

keeps constant track of his height

is always in danger of getting decked by jaemin or jeno because he says some dumb stuff for the #memes

has a tendency to airdrop bad memes to random people in the office at random times

super focused when actually doing his work

likes mimicking the other 4 in awful voices/standing behind the others and mouthing along to them as they speak

#renjunprotectionsquad

engages in instagram caption wars with renjun every other week and claims to have never lost (renjun says otherwise)

has 3 pairs of glasses in his desk drawers

makes the most fun of renjun but hypes renjun up more than he’s ever hyped anyone else up in his life ever 

probably ironically texts inspirational quotes in their group chat and keeps getting kicked out of it by jaemin for this very reason

zach - renjun

talks and laughs at the same time 

self proclaimed “adorable” member

expressive while speaking

always looks like he’s smiling even when he isn’t… not in an offputting way just his resting face is happier than the others’

isn’t sappy, pretends to be

doted on by the other three

likes the ones where they explore other cultures the most (ex. trying food from x country or reacting to x music)

bad at drinking

doodles on his arms and on the other 3′s arms sometimes

king of editing

keeps a framed photo of the four of them on his personal desk

either doesn’t talk or is the only one talking

ironically calls himself a furry but forgets if he’s actually a furry or not

most diligent at starting work - doesn’t procrastinate as much as the other three

tries to be philosophical but isn’t 

his laugh makes the other 3 laugh 

shyest but is the most willing to get stuff done and talk about the experience after

keeps up with the latest trends… from 5 years ago

is an Intellectual so does the best on episodes where they have to have niche knowledge 

has a good memory for everything except for cooking

countdown to haechan’s bday (d-5): the wise words of lee donghyuck (o˘◡˘o)

NCT Dream’s reaction when the MC introduced them as NCT 127

source - twitter

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

“your crime is being small” (and cute)