Some People Need A Hug. I Need A Hug And M1 Abrams Tank.

Some people need a hug. I need a hug and M1 Abrams tank.

If I see any art of mythological Medusa portraying her as a villain Imma shove wet cement so far up artists ass it will turn their eyes petrified.

I just learned that in 7 years we will be celebrating 100th aniversary of the creation of hoodies. It was originaly created in 1930 for people working in colder temperatures in New York.

It feels like something so new yet it was invented BEFORE WW2. My great grandparents could literally wear them and I wouldnt know it.

Why is it called Petri Dish? Who is Petri and what did he cooked? Im hungry I want to eat it.

Im watching Les Misérables from 2012 ans just saw a great scene. Some random kid broke into some rich guy carrige through the window and just started dissing him.

I feel like if in real life we would have similar approach the world would be a better place.

How to test if your friends are human.

Say "Almonds can not be trusted"

If they repeat or say something similar, congrats. They are human

In case they ask why. Pull out your holy water gun. They are either a demon, a robot or an alien. So you have 2/3 chances it will work.