Thatwrensblog - Wren

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT

hello there!! if you’d like to be able to read my poetry collection Lazarus Rises (amongst other things) you can!! the pdf is available on my patreon for anyone who is signed up for the $5 tier or higher!!

the book will be available for purchase on march 9th and i’m very excited and also very nervous 🥹

ROUND ONE

JACK O'NEILL from STARGATE SG-1 vs FISHERMAN ZOMBIE from PLANTS VS ZOMBIES 2

HERE'S WHAT THE SUBMITTERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS:

JACK - "He keeps inviting his closest co-workers to his lake house to go fishing with him. Everyone makes up reasons why they cannot go on that specific weekend. If they fail to make up an excuse and have to go they just stand/sit next to him and are bored af. He was once asked if there even are any fish in the lake (because he never caught one). He said no."

FISHERMAN ZOMBIE - "Actually he's a bitch fuck him"

Still needs to be ironed and the edges finished but here's my laika patch inspired by this post by @manywinged !

I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.