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So, Plot Idea.

For one reason or another. Captain Marvel (Aka; non-feral Billy Batson) has to with the JL fight against someone or whatnot. Yet, somehow, he accidentally gets de-aged.

But the twist.

He does not just go back to little sweet mortal Billy Batson; no Captain Marvel form becomes younger. And he not the same age as Billy, it more between the ages of 6-8, instead of Billys actual 10-12 year of age. For the cherry on top is that he is dressed in traditional clothing, as it makes him seem older than he actually is. But since Soloman was like let’s give you something as cool as Eldrich Memory, he remembers everything.

But because he knows what happened doesn’t mean he would not stir shit up.

He looks around confused (playing his role), then the villain starts their monolog. And Billy is like ok, time for some fun, and curb stomps the villain all why laughing. The rest of the JL are just watching in horror as a 6-8 year old is beating the life out of the emery with such ease. When they try to calm the child, only to have a hiss and Billy acting like the true feral cat he is, because he has ‘no idea who they are’.  He even goes as far as speaking a very old and dead language that they don’t understand.

All why this is happening his gods are laughing and egging him on.

Ok I’ve only read one comic that had Mister Mind in it so bear with me but I feel like he would totally swear. He’s just a little worm so full of hatred how could he not? And I fully believe that Captain Marvel never ever swears, only saying things like holy moly or oh gosh.

So imagine Mister Mind takes over Captain Marvel and infiltrates the watchtower to get information for some reason and he’s SO proud of his Captain Marvel impression. He just acts like a goof and everyone is fooled. And then he breaks something because he’s not used to containing super strength and he swears under his breath but it’s just a tiny mistake, it’ll be fine. Superman hears it with his super hearing and is instantly like “that is not Captain Marvel.” And they do whatever they need to do to get rid of Mister Mind. Spray Captain Marvel in the face with bug spray or something idk. He has poison resistance they’re sure he’ll be fine. Mister Mind has no idea how his master plan failed and every time he takes over Captain Marvel he ends up being caught because he can’t contain his cursing.

Semi believable? Ok good.

And now imagine Billy had a rough day and is just so sick of everything rn, teenage angst and all that, and if one more thing goes wrong he is going to blow up the moon. Transforming and gaining the stamina of atlas helps him get a little bit more patience but when he accidentally makes a mistake it’s understandable if he mumbles a little swear word. He’s a teenage boy, what do you expect? Not the entire team turning on you and assuming your mind controlled, that’s for sure. Now he has to convince his team of 3 years that he is, I’m fact, Captain Marvel, and yes he knows what a swear word is and how to say it. He ends up inhaling enough bug spray to kill an elephant before they begrudgingly let him go.

Do with this what you will, I probably won’t write a fanfic about this because I have way too many ideas but if anyone wants it maybe I will lol.

untitled draft for future marvel family comic strip, (mostly crack)

Based on a discussion with a mutual. Doesn't take place in a specific continuity.

Mary is shown to go home after Wayne Gala, Billy is shown waiting for her back home.

Billy: "Welcome home Mary, So how's the fancy party?"

Mary: " if you ask me, it was a bit boring, but I met this one Boy-"

*thunder can be heard in the panel*

Captain Marvel with a serious/protective look on his face: "Tell me more.."

Mary: "Billy, he's not-"

Billy:"I just want to talk to him."

Mary sighed:"....Billy, relax, he only wanted me to pose for a portrait he's working on"

Next panel having him switch over to Billy: "oh.."

Mary:" Besides, I'll be fine, you don't need to be worried, I can take care of myself! I'm the older one after all"

Billy:"Yeah, By five minutes!"

Freddy appearing in the front door: "I saw the lightning, what are you two yapping about?"

Billy:"oh nothing, Mary met a boy in the Wayne Gala-"

Freddy frowned immediately acted protective, preparing his crutch: "who's the hoity toity brat that's been hitting on you!?"

Mary getting tired of her friend's and brother's overprotectiveness: "Not you too!!"

____

Reminder to insert more Dialogue of their shenanigans at the Wayne Manor, I haven't perfected the dialogue yet so only the timeline of events are shown

[Bruce expresses his relief for his son to finally have civillian friends, the son is revealed to be damian]

Freddy and Billy begrudgingly tagged along with Mary. Just to be safe

[Mary introduced them to Boy who asked for Mary to be his reference for a portrait, Meeting between Billy and Damian, they eyed each other suspiciously]

[A journalist vs a son of a high-profile billionaire playboy beefing?]

[Insert a line of Bruce wondering why his co-worker is there, The rest of the Family didn't know because they'll question why he let marvel join despite not being an adult. Billy doesn't know Bruce is Batman]

[Freddy eventually warms up to Damian after finding out their mutual love for animals? With Freddy and his monkey, Jeep and Damian with Batcow]

[After the trio left the manor, Damian began researching the suspicious Journalist that accompanied Mary.

Damian has A tango between "oh no a journalist" and "a journalist that mainly covers Marvel and is seemingly close to him"

"Father has recently been stumped on his identity, perhaps this journalist could be the key! I can finally do something Father has never done before, Discovering Captain's identity!'

Now its just a chess gamebetween billy and damian

Billy:'This hoity toity kid is getting too close with my sister, I must get more info on him" (maybe accidentally discovered that Bruce wayne somehow had ties to The league of assasins that way)

[He might eventually lead to this scenario:

Billy keep coming up with wild imaginations that doesnt reflect the reality

Billy:" BATMAN LIVES IN YOUR BASEMENT??!!"

Bruce: "No, I build my manor in his attic."

]]

Further brainstorming and sicovering plot bunnies needed

untitled draft for future marvel family comic strip, (mostly crack)

Based on a discussion with a mutual. Doesn't take place in a specific continuity.

Mary is shown to go home after Wayne Gala, Billy is shown waiting for her back home.

Billy: "Welcome home Mary, So how's the fancy party?"

Mary: " if you ask me, it was a bit boring, but I met this one Boy-"

*thunder can be heard in the panel*

Captain Marvel with a serious/protective look on his face: "Tell me more.."

Mary: "Billy, he's not-"

Billy:"I just want to talk to him."

Mary sighed:"....Billy, relax, he only wanted me to pose for a portrait he's working on"

Next panel having him switch over to Billy: "oh.."

Mary:" Besides, I'll be fine, you don't need to be worried, I can take care of myself! I'm the older one after all"

Billy:"Yeah, By five minutes!"

Freddy appearing in the front door: "I saw the lightning, what are you two yapping about?"

Billy:"oh nothing, Mary met a boy in the Wayne Gala-"

Freddy frowned immediately acted protective, preparing his crutch: "who's the hoity toity brat that's been hitting on you!?"

Mary getting tired of her friend's and brother's overprotectiveness: "Not you too!!"

____

Reminder to insert more Dialogue of their shenanigans at the Wayne Manor, I haven't perfected the dialogue yet so only the timeline of events are shown

[Bruce expresses his relief for his son to finally have civillian friends, the son is revealed to be damian]

Freddy and Billy begrudgingly tagged along with Mary. Just to be safe

[Mary introduced them to Boy who asked for Mary to be his reference for a portrait, Meeting between Billy and Damian, they eyed each other suspiciously]

[A journalist vs a son of a high-profile billionaire playboy beefing?]

[Insert a line of Bruce wondering why his co-worker is there, The rest of the Family didn't know because they'll question why he let marvel join despite not being an adult. Billy doesn't know Bruce is Batman]

[Freddy eventually warms up to Damian after finding out their mutual love for animals? With Freddy and his monkey, Jeep and Damian with Batcow]

[After the trio left the manor, Damian began researching the suspicious Journalist that accompanied Mary.

Damian has A tango between "oh no a journalist" and "a journalist that mainly covers Marvel and is seemingly close to him"

"Father has recently been stumped on his identity, perhaps this journalist could be the key! I can finally do something Father has never done before, Discovering Captain's identity!'

Now its just a chess gamebetween billy and damian

Billy:'This hoity toity kid is getting too close with my sister, I must get more info on him" (maybe accidentally discovered that Bruce wayne somehow had ties to The league of assasins that way)

[He might eventually lead to this scenario:

Billy keep coming up with wild imaginations that doesnt reflect the reality

Billy:" BATMAN LIVES IN YOUR BASEMENT??!!"

Bruce: "No, I build my manor in his attic."

]]

Further brainstorming and sicovering plot bunnies needed

>:DDDDD

Me when a european mutual told me Strawberries are sweet:

My Mutual after I said all Strawberries are sour:

Seriously.

In what universe are these things

SWEET!?

I'd rather eat a tomato :p

There are some misconceptions. Clark isn't certified for shit. He only has the bare minimum he needed (car license and maybe additional ones for like a bigger or livestock trailer if that's required in US). But this mf definitely drove halfway across his state on a tractor at the age of 16 without cops giving a shit because he followed all the traffic laws, and it's technically not illegal

It just hit me that Clark, as a farm boy, definitely knew how and did drive a quite large number of different vehicles at a very young age.

Imagine witnessing Superman backing up a truck with trailor like he is a professional truck driver with 29 years experience, but in reality, his dad was doing that large landscaping pond project once and needed hands so naturally a 5 year old Clark got himself a promotion on the farm

It just hit me that Clark, as a farm boy, definitely knew how and did drive a quite large number of different vehicles at a very young age.

Imagine witnessing Superman backing up a truck with trailor like he is a professional truck driver with 29 years experience, but in reality, his dad was doing that large landscaping pond project once and needed hands so naturally a 5 year old Clark got himself a promotion on the farm

Absolutely losing my shit at this

Lego ass shit

Beautiful, amazing work. Please gib more

Somewhere in an alternate universe…where Batman has asked Lonnie to become Robin

friendly reminder that “Jesus ate with and was friends with sinners” does not equal “Jesus validated their sin.”

Psst! Maybe doodle a Bruce and young Dick spotted by paparazzi!

Heartwarming! Bruce Wayne spotted walking with young ward Dick Grayson!

Not gonna lie. The more I look into how they portray Bruce grieving about Jason, the more disappointed I am. They want to hurt him mentally all the time yet won't allow him to go through said mental aggony. It just seems to be so indecisive by the writers.

For example I find the whole thing of Batman wanting to off Joker in his grief and being stopped by Superman as cool and shit, but if they went with that as to why Batman didn't kill Joker then it should have continued for longer.

I mean, I would've loved a small series where Batman is out for blood. As in, he goes out of his way to try to track down the Joker and actually kill him, so all of JL needs to take turns to be on a bat duty. I think it would've been so heavy for us to watch through their eyes just how badly Batman went off kilter with grief, to the point they have to go out of their way to make sure their friend doesn't do something stupid.

Of course, he'd also manage to work around them, or generally when they're not there as everyone has their own lives. So sooner or later, he will definitely have tracked Joker. Let's say that after the initial murder attempt, he tried to do it three times more before stopping completely.

Maybe because Tim showed up or because he went to grief counselling, and as much as he was still heavily grieving (and still being hard on criminals), he doesn't go out of his way to kill Joker and people wanting to associate with him. Maybe that's when Tim showed up? Before, he was too afraid to make Bruce stop with his brutality by threats as then he was just as likely (in Tim's mind) to off him in his quest to avenge, but now (even though still shaking like a wet cold puppy) he could try to make Batman stop with being so hard on criminals. I think it would be a great wake-up call that a child that was afraid of him so much that he was shaking just looking at him but still felt as if they had to do something to stop Batman. Can you imagine the guilt? When you were supposed to give people hope from within the darkness of Gotham but lost your way so much, you were pretty much chocking out that hope and safety of better future? Making a child feel like they had to confront you? I'd imagine that guilt would've been a great narrative block to their relationship if explored further.

Additionally, imagine being a Joker goon at that time of grieving. You're used to having a gun be hit out of your hand with a battarang. That's normal, but this time, it got logged into the wall right by your head? And Batman loudly grunted in anger or however you would describe it. You'd think he was annoyed that he missed, but something is clearly off. The battarang seems a bit too sharp, too much like a knife, and thrown a bit too close to your face to be accidental. And when the sinking feeling of danger really sends in, you're in a whole world of pain before waking up in a hospital, most likely with at least one injury that won't heal fully.

Just saying, the writers fumbled a bit.

Clark Kent, and investigative journalist, knowing something is off: Could you give us examples?

Dick: He has a lot of fast cars! But he only let's me drive with him in one :(

Everyone:...

Clark: Racing. You mean he likes racing.

Dick: Yeah! He's a great racist!

Dick, 9yo, english being his 16th language: Bruce is racist !

Bruce who left his boy alone in the press room at the GP: Something is wrong I can feel it.

I love it whenever you make this type of joke and in tags you always have something like :#a significant portion of my life have been used by to sift throught unrelated historical documents #in hopes I'd stumble upon the one to which I can find useful # for a joke 5 people will find funny

Makes the joke itself so much funnier

Wisdom of Solomon in a Nutshell

Flash: "I found this civilian child lost in the middle of the battle and I can't find her parents."

Shazam: "Split her in half."

I’d like to imagine that sometimes the Wisdom of Solomon ends up being ridiculously outdated; and when it’s pointed out, Cap has to take a minute to recalibrate and install a software update.

For me, it's the constant battle between

Captain bringing a toy? No, a magical tiger

Vs

Captain saying he knows a guy, and it's a tiger in a suit

My favorite version of tawky tawny is when he’s just a stuffed animal, and then boom! Magical tiger.

I drew this as a joke at first and ill try to draw something better soon but like. Clifford the Big Red Cheese. Do you see the vision?

This is a real image of William Batson. That is literally Billy. No debate will be held on this dogs identity.

You ever make a character and realize they would have had the most banger Tumblr account?

A clown in a world of philosophers 😔😔😔

But if you want actual advice, I suggest you watch character breakdowns and read some psychology books. It is easier to write what you understand, even if it's supposed to be in a world not meant to be understood

I wish i can be smart like writers, they can write complex characters

Meanwhile the only things i can write are comedic reliefs, oh well, I'm writing/drawing what I know

I remember when I was little, and it would snow so much my house wouldn't have electricity for few days. It's quite a nice experience to enjoy your Christmas toys in the candlelight

Because I’m curious-

Reblog so this breaks containment and reaches people near the equator

We will both die on our hills

but mine will be full of the sweetest strawberry plants because strawberries are amazing fruits

Me when a european mutual told me Strawberries are sweet:

My Mutual after I said all Strawberries are sour:

Seriously.

In what universe are these things

SWEET!?

I'd rather eat a tomato :p

More Captain Marvel Club Shenanigans

after doing the first post, and reading the wonderful fanfiction by @im-not-buying-it-ether

i got inspired doing more stuff related to these three children

captain marvel didn’t know that he accidentally gave blessings to children whenever he gives them his cape

Billy forgot his feral-ness applies to his fan club too

Not only the fanclub, but he also gave his capes to other children, he had just realized this has become a habit of his

(For those wondering, freddy was the president of a newsboy organization in his cmj comics, it’s why the boy called him prez’)

Little jerry (the first kid on the fanfiction) plays with his mr mind doll

Lil jerry and his friends caught the real mr mind in a bug jar, lil jerry intends to bring him for show and tell (and proceeded to get in the time-out corner because apparently you're not supposed to use an arch nemesis of your town's hero as a show-and-tell subject)

again, very special thanks to @im-not-buying-it-ether for the fanfiction you wrote, I love all the kiddos, you brought them all to life ;w;

happy birthday

A random thought / headcanon

Superman learns knitting/sewing, deciding to give an “ugly sweater” to his friends, including captain marvel

He doesn’t make them ugly intentionally, he’s just bad at making designs

Went to a bigger city with friends. At some point, I was like, "I saw a hat shop. We should go there when we go past it again." Did I remember where it was? No. Did I remember its name? Also, no. My friends were not convinced we'll find it. But then when hope was low I saw it!

The best part? Guess what it was called!

The Hat Shop

It was literally called The Hat Shop.

Top tier shit England, anywhere else it would have some bougie stupid name, but not here. It's the little things like that that make you decent enough to live in. Anyway, I bought myself an awesome hat for £15, absolutely worth it.

Made a fanfic based of off this post. Have at it peeps