I Have This Class At School And Among Other Things We Learn About Advertising.

I have this class at school and among other things we learn about advertising.

The other day, our teacher asked us what present of women's advertisements we think are photoshopped.

One kid goes 60%. Another goes 75%. One said 90%. Some kid even said 99% (!!).

They were all wrong.

The answer is 100%.

Yes you are not reading this wrong.

In a survey they made they found out that 100% of advertisements containing women are photoshopped.

So if you're ever looking at a commercial or a billboard and wishing you could be that pretty, you might already be, and honestly it doesn't matter, regardless, you are beautiful just the way you are.

A lot of times when I see people whose gender I'm not sure of I get all 'bUt wHaT arE ThEy' and shit and I'm worried it comes off as 'ew what even is that' when all I mean is 'oh who is that so I can fucking respect their pronouns'

I never understood guys complaining about girls telling unclear stories or talking to much??

Like,,,

YOU FOOLS

If a girl talks a lot you are lucky enough and get to hear the sound of her beautiful voice longer

If a girl tells stories that are hard to follow you get to ask questions then listen to her get all excited about it and happy you actually listened

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

I,,, I just,,, this is it. This is glasses.

fucks sake

All the short people that complain about being short have failed to understand how frickin cute short people are

I went out of town with my friend to go and eat, and there is this ice cream place she likes near the beach, so we ate, and after we finished we took a bus home.

Now, this was near the beach. On a sunny day. After about a week of rain. And the bus was packed.

Now, we got on at an early station so we had a seat, and it was a bit of a long drive, so all I could do, all of the time I was on the bus, was to stare

At girls

With shorts and tank tops

All giddy and happy from the beach

Trying to hold on so they won't fall but still laughing about it

And just being so pretty

And when I say I melted

I mean I MELTED.

I nearly malfunctioned.