First Thing You See After You Zoom In Is How You Die

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

i'm so confused rn, can you explain the goncharov thing?? i get off tumblr for five minutes

Lmaoooo

Nah I getchu. So this post has been circulating for like a year:

But yesterday, it had inspired someone to do this:

Next thing I knew there were fake Letterboxed reviews.

Goncharov moodboards. Really good ones.

Meta analysis. So many fake meta essays. Disturbingly good ones. And of course the memes.

As you can see, the myth just started to grow, characters and ships and tropes being added one after the other, almost bizzarely without contradiction, until there was enough of shape to the whole thing for people to start posting fanfic about it on AO3. "Ice-pick Joe" has already become a meme tag.

It was hilarious in the beginning, but the way it's developed within less than a day, kind of like it's being willed into existence, is freaking me out a bit. We're toying with powers beyond our comprehension. 😂😂😂

Of course, there could be an ulterior motive as well.

Edit: guys, please tag these posts "unreality" so people with disassociation issues can filter them out. <3

I was talking to a friend and she was saying she can't wear earrings when her baby is on her lap because he finds them veeeery interesting and tugs them 10/10 times and that's an injury waiting to happen, and I know that's not uncommon baby behavior so I don't know why but this time it hit me that OH MY GOD I HAVE A NEW BABY TYELPE HEADCANON

Since the news broke that the human population has reached 8 billion, I thought I’d share this video explaining how overpopulation isn’t going to be as big of a problem as some people think and calm some people’s nerves regarding the subject.