I Just Read The Chapter And.... I Officially Hate You Both SO Much Right Now

I just read the chapter and.... I officially hate you both SO much right now

THEYREUP

I'm scared

I HAVE POLLS

My man's got basted last night, was the rum good?

And more importantly, ARE YOU ALIVE BRO?!?

sorry I didn't finish the chapter last night I was caught in a massive fucking blizzard and then got absolutely destroyed on rum x

Love I'm starting to believe that there is something clinically wrong with you

With love ofc

i shouldnt read while half asleep cause shit will make so much sense and i will understand evertyhing in the moment but the minute i wake up i have emerged from under a rock

I can't say am surprised that she has no sense of shame the little ass. But who's idea was to en

Talk to me about my aus!

Okay, so, I have a lot of aus. And I mean a lot of aus, but I don't really talk about them, so I figured I'd make a list of the ones I have a lot worked out for, and you guys can ask me about the ones that sound interesting. (Several of these are currently planned to be YamiFin bc I can and I want to, but that might change)

The Cryptid'verse. My baby. This fic is the thing in this fandom that I'm the most proud of. The Black Bulls as cryptids. No ships.

The Villain'verse. Villain antihero Black Bulls. Currently YamiFin and MagnaLuck (minor).

Underwater Temple Time Loop. What it says on the tin. YamiFin.

Unnamed time travel fix it. Finral and Vanessa see the end of the world after Spade went wrong, and come back to try and fix it. FinVan.

Immortals au (Comparing Your Past To My Future). Um, so some people are immortal and other people have problems with people being immortal and are trying to kill them (that's a horrible summary, I'm sorry). YamiCharJack.

Reformation au. In which the nobles of the Clover Kingdom have a problem with the Bulls being, well, the Bulls, and campaign to have them "reformed". YamiFin (minor).

Asta out of time au. Instead of trying to kill Asta, Lucius removes him from the timestream and rewinds to the start of canon. The Bulls are left with dreams of what could have been as they fall further into mediocrity. No ships.

Failsafe au. When the Dark Triad are defeated, their failsafe activates and they are sent back ten years. They decide that the best thing to do is to round up the people who defeated them to make sure they can't do it again. Featuring the teenage captains and their shenanigans as they try to escape. No ships.

Dark au. Not quite sure how to describe this one briefly. Dark Triad out to conquer the world before they open the gates. No ships.

LOTR au. Slightly cracky LOTR/Hobbit au. YamiFin and YunoLang (plus other minor ships).

Gods au. Me playing around with turning the captains into a pantheon of gods that spiralled. YamiFin and YunoLang.

The Bulls House. The Owl House but with Black Clover characters. YamiFin.

Villain au. Another Villain Black Bulls au. YamiFin.

Villain GD. The Golden Dawn and the Midnight Sun are the same organisation. YamiFin.

YamiFin RomCom. Yami and Finral get cursed so they can't go too far away from each other without being in pain. Finral very quickly realises that what he thought was admiration isn't actually admiration. Yami is oblivious to his own internal monologue. YamiFin (obviously)

Banished Bulls au. Clover gets a new king who doesn't like how hard the Bulls are to control, so he banishes them to the no man's land between Clover and Spade. Everyone, that is, except Noelle and Finral. Noelle and Finral's journey to escape Clover and find their squad. Very minor ships.

Everybody Lives au. I have no way to sum this up quickly. Multi-generational, everyone lives, Ichika ends up in Clover. YamiCharJack, FinVan, JuliusZara and others TBD.

Aaaaa Alex, I Love you too bud!!!! Thank you so much!!

Rhya is a stressed father/mother that lossed his husband and wife too early let him be

Patry is the walking trauma only the other elves along with William and Lolo can make him feel at peace and at home

When you said that Lolo's mana zone has led to multiple shenanigans,,,, care to elaborate :))))))

Headcanons from the asks! Thank you for asking!! :D

Magna

Headcanon A:  realistic

His hair probably isn’t as greasy as it looks. Hair gel is super expensive, especially if you’ve got no money, and Magna’s an inventive guy, so he probably has a much more economical way of doing it as compared to, say, Nozel. He’s also really good with practical things, like cooking or mending clothes.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

He definitely made Crazy Cyclone himself. No one else has taste that bad. 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Definitely got abandoned as a kid. Will we see it? Idk. I don’t think he’d be treating Seyche Ossan and the lessons he learned from the guy with the sort of messianic reverence that he does if he’d had a stable role model at home, or even a home at all. 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

Transmasc. Entirely realistic and correct also because I’m actually never wrong /sarc

The motion is that every single character in anime who goes off about ‘manliness’ as a concept (fucking,,, uh… Magna, Kirishima BNHA, Kaito DGR, you know the type) they’re all transmasc. All of them. Every single one. 

Luck

Headcanon A:  realistic

Terrible to share a bed with. Bites in his sleep, kicks like a horse, blanket hog, night terrors, etc. 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

I know what his profile says. I personally choose to believe that while he likes sweet things, he actually fucking hates pudding. Only eats it because it’s what Magna buys and he despises it the entire time. 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Several of these! One is that Luck was never actually given a name by his mother. He picked up the name ‘Luck’ as a name because he got called ‘bad luck’ so often. This is in almost every single one of my fics and I’m unbearably cringe about it. 

Killed his mom accidentally (pretty much canon)

This is also basically canon, but I think he hasn’t like. Processed his mom’s death at all. He talks about her like she’s alive because he thinks she is. 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

I will stare. Directly into my computer screen at a picture of Luck Voltia. And I will see freckles on his face. 

Lolopechka

Headcanon A:  realistic

Lots of bandaids. Compression bandages, elbow braces – she’s clumsy and even without a curse, falling is really bad for her, so Undine does everything she can to make sure that if Lolopechka does take a tumble, it’s minimal damage. 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

She can’t cook. At all. Ever. 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

She had an entire library in her mind. That probably includes information on spirits. Lolopechka absolutely knew she was being lied to. 

She also sewed her battle fit herself when she was really sick from the curse, with the hope that one day she might survive to use it, only to get her ass Beat and turned into a devil. 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

When she’s fighting without her glasses, she can’t fucking see at all. But since it’s her Mana Zone, she can basically see the entire kingdom through manafeel alone. This has led to shenanigans.

Patri

Headcanon A:  realistic

He’s the one who takes care of the sheep in Elysia. 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

Patri and William absolutely should have had a direct line of communication through their souls. William essentially had a Twitch chat running with a single judgemental bitch in there at all times. 

Baby of the family and ABSOLUTELY pulls baby privilege with the Third Eye. Oscillates between ‘im so small im a birthday boy im a little birthday boy’ and ‘i’m fucking 27’ at the drop of a hat depending on what suits him better. 

Patri and Zora would definitely get along for. Exactly five minutes. And then they’d hate each other with a burning, consuming passion. 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

He gave up everything for his family, and now he doesn’t even feel like one of them anymore. 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

To every elf ever, he is Patrishka. He also shows up in the Capitol occasionally to give William kisses check in on the stupid humans. Exile is a skill issue

Rhya

Headcanon A:  realistic

Guitar player. Also occasionally turns into people just to cause problems. 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

Mimosa didn’t fully heal him right, and while all of his bones and organs are in order, he’s got a little dip in his chest, and that is where the candy goes. 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Occasionally he goes and sits in Licht’s skull, and then makes ‘head’ jokes into the empty air since crying’s a lot of work and his coping mechanisms are shit. 

Patri was Rhya’s unofficial baby, and watching what Zagred did to his kid as a result of his actions nearly broke him. I think if it had been an option, he would have chosen not to save himself. 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

Rhya’s actually a very good knitter and he does it a lot.

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