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What Do You MEAN They FUCKING MISSED???

what do you MEAN they FUCKING MISSED???

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1 year ago

This is my magnum opus. Thank you my muse.

I post more on my insta if interested!

https://www.instagram.com/rosie_boo_animations/

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Things that scratch my brain just right animation bill cipher bill ci the triangle guy

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1 year ago

I am meeting with the monks today. My first visit to the monastery... I am trying to keep visions of Kermit's leaking holes out of my mind to keep my thoughts pure but it is just so difficult. Pray for me

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If I pray for you to stay on tumblr that means you have to right? Otherwise you’re basically proving that prayer doesn’t work checkmate atheists

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1 year ago

You don’t know me 😈

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Damn that’s one helluva drawing helluva boss helluva blitzo

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1 year ago

Your actual opinion on people who use Gacha?

I’ve met a couple, they’re pretty nice

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I actually used gacha a bit when I was younger and all my gachas were hp skits I got bored of it pretty quickly tho so I don’t have any experience with the gacha community

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1 year ago

So like

I read/hear a lot about people saying that Blitz is obsessed with his employees because he longs for a relationship like theirs

Which I think is true

But I also think it could also be about him feeling like they aren’t really his friends - like they don’t really care about him.

I thought about this after rewatching Truth Seekers and hearing this line again:

Blitzo is referencing times in the past, that must have happened multiple times - enough to create a pattern of behavior- where he asked Moxxie to hang out but he said no in order to hang out with Millie.

Therefore he feels the need to tag along because it’s the only way they’ll hang out with him- they never want to hang out with him alone bc they are together, but when they are together they want couple time so they don’t invite Blitzo along- thus Blitzo never gets time with them outside of work.

Therefore he decides to just… force them to hang out with him… or hangs out with them from a far (by following and watching them).

Idk just some thoughts!

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Shit that makes so much sense My hc is that he’s not in any of the pictures bc he got so shitfaced so early that including him would’ve just embarrassed him later on And the reason *why* he got shitfaced def had to do w/ the fact that he was terrified of losing his best and (let’s face it) only friends I mean if they were always ditching him while they were dating it was only gonna get worse once they got married I also hc that he was so drunk that he forgot he ever went and he high key resents them for not inviting him And eventually his resentment boils over and they have to explain that yes they did invite him and no he doesn’t remember Bc he was too busy doing body shots w/ the priest

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