The Writers Really Said Fuck It Gay People Get Everything They Want This Season Like. Literally Guillermo

the writers really said fuck it gay people get everything they want this season like…. literally Guillermo has a boyfriend, nandor had malewives, nandor thinks about Guillermo every time he uses his new big dick, nadja and laszlo matching red streaks, nandermo homoerotic fight scene 2!, laszlor real in private school, ally supreme sean, guidja matching gay little outfits in the montage, the baron is back in peak form and wearing fun dresses and fucking everyone, the guide is in love with marwa???, AND marwa is kissing Guillermo after she starts liking everything nandor likes. and musical theater!

It's so funny that the whole wwdits fandom was like "yeah Guillermo's gay" but when he said it out loud in the new episode we all started crying screaming and throwing up like none of us knew

That's the thing with having unabashedly gay characters in media, it's rare enough to make people openly weep with joy when they're properly represented, and I'm glad we're finally getting the portrayals we deserve

guillermo: *feeling the instinct to kill when nandor walked into the panera bread he worked at*

also guillermo:

loving the implications of guillermo working at a panera bread and being filled with this intense burning feeling in his chest and getting goosebumps the second this weird tall dude walks in the room. and then deciding to work for him for 13 years bc he thought the instinct to kill was either a crush or jealousy

fellas, is it gay to feel an insatiable bloodlust for another man?

And I wouldn't have it any other show.