I Love This Type Of Post

i love this type of post

📓✨Story Time✨📓

So at work today (Amazon) I was waterspidering (someone who refills boxes for the packers) at this one station, and the boxes got pushed a little too far, and we’re starting to fall, so I called out a warning to the next station. The lady at the next station (a woman little older than me) thanked me and quipped, ”Aww man, I wanted to get hit.”

And me and my dumb pun brain wItHoUt even thinking replied with, “No respectfully ma’am, I would want to hit ON you.”

*smh* Jayus, honey, you gotta be careful. You’re gonna come off as something you’re not in your attempts to be funny.

Y’all I promise I ain’t trying to flirt, I am literally just trying to assert my dominance as the funniest person here I swear.

Ya know, I wanted to be all “dark and mysterious” on my tumblr, but unfortunately being subtle and discreet ain’t really my style 😅 I’m a ninja in the way the Scarlet Pimpernel is a ninja. Not to mention this was the first piccrew that actually had colors match my naturals? Not to mention it’s hecking wholesome, so I was “Eh, why not.”

New picrew pfp! Super cute style - go check it out! Link is under the cut

Picrew

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Revelation

When you're doing research for a University Assignment and accidentally discover some sCiEnTiC eViDeNcE about how you've felt for YEARS, but never had words for it, so you just assumed you were oversensitive with a flair for the dramatics.

Here's the link if anybody else was curious

https://www.apa.org/monitor/2021/11/feature-cultivating-empathy

A Challenger Approaches…

Human

While discussing different types of light in my astronomy class today, my professor said,

“100’s of years of science and research just so we can have popcorn in under three minutes. That just seems so human to me.” ~Professor Draper.